I'm agnostic, actually.
At church on Christmas eve...
Father P: "And Joseph too went up from Galilee from the town of Nazareth to Judea, to the city of David that is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and family of David, to be enrolled with Mary, his betrothed, who was with child."
Me: Jeez, that's a bit rough. Pregnant before marrying the bloke, wouldn't think that was acceptable in those days, and from the "Holy Family" no less --
Wait.
Oh.
Can you tell I only go once a year?
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