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[sjazzmreow]

So, on Saturday, went with highlyeccentricand kaylouleeto see phrasemuffinin Pirates, which was fantastic, and the P-Miff was great and so funny. We then went out to tea, where I found out that K is, without doubt, the single coolest person I know.

(3771, this is the part I wanted to tell you about)

See, she lives near, and has meet TEX PERKINS. More than that, he MCed the local trivia

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[3771]

WHAT

NO

WHAT

I

FUCK

WHAT

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[3771]

THIS COMMENT IS SO I USE BOTH ICONS WHICH SOME UP MY MIND RIGHT NOW.

what. this... no. COME ON MAN. i thought i was doing alright with being a few metres from him when he was playing but OH COME ON

[3771]

NUMBER THREE, JUST TO CORRECT *SUM

[sjazzmreow]

No, three meters is still AMAZING. I AM SO ENVIOUS OF THOSE THREE METERS. Just, SHE WINS. BECAUSE. YELLED AT HIM. ACTUALLY YELLED AT HIM.

[sjazzmreow]

MetRES. MetRES. I am not American.

[3771]

YES YOU ARE. I SAW THAT. DID YOU SEE HER? SHE'S A WITCH-N AMERICAN

[sjazzmreow]

SLANDER! HOW VERY DARE YOU, SIR! LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

Hmpf. At least I know the difference between 'some' and 'sum'. OH YES MATEY I'M ON TO YOU.

[3771]

I DO BEG YOUR PARDON, MADAM. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BRAZEN YANKEE HUSSY! A BRAZEN YANKEE HUSSY WITCH!

oh yes. i went there.

[sjazzmreow]

WELL I NEVER! I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED AND REFUSE TO BE SPOKEN TO LIKE THAT! ESPECIALLY BY SUCH AN UNCIVILISED, GARISH LITTLE CREATURE AS YOURSELF. I AM A CLASSY BROAD TRUE-BLUE SHEILA, AND YOU SIR CAN SHOVE IT.

Mmmhuh. *snap snap* Bring it.

[sjazzmreow]

I TOLD YOU

AND

BECAUSE

AND

I

I

AND, lsjknlkanca;lkf I KNOW, RIGHT?!. And she was so blase` about it. Like, oh yes, he lives round the corner. Calls in with tea and biscuts every Sat'day. We're quite sick of the sight of him, actually. What with his messing up trivia answers and such like.

And I was like, BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTTEXPERKINSTEXPERKINSINPERSONANDWITHANDAND AND AND AND!!!!

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[3771]

IT IS TEX PERKINS. YOU CAN TREAT HIM BLASE IF YOU WANT BUT BY GOD YOU BETTER APPRECIATE HOW COOL YOU ARE BEING oh god what would i do if he was mcing a trivia night i was at

i would probably die, i think. yeah, that sounds right

i hate people who take for granted things that i would probably quite happily give up at least my left foot for.

(says he on the internet listening to mp3s on a laptop with a car in the driveway and halfway through a university degree, but YOU GET IT. TEXXXXXXXX)

[sjazzmreow]

YES EXACTLY YES. WITH THE DYING. I WOULD. But it would be so worth it.

And, yes, I do get it. Because, as you say, TEXXXXXXX.

Really, nothing ever need be said but TEXXXXXXX... Which I now have the desire to use as a victory cry at footy games and whenever something goes well.

[3771]

it is very hard to get the 'x' going for too long :( for me it is more like TEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXssssssssssssssssssssss because it's very hard to consistently land the -ks sound for all that time. i'm sure no-one will be paying much attention to me, though, even if i am thanking tex perkins for the fact that i'm getting homework done

[sjazzmreow]

You could do it like, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK-K-K-K-K-K-K-KSSSSSSSSS. Oh no, doing it out loud, it sounds kinda ridiculous. Which actually probably isn't neccesarily a bad thing, depends on the situation, I suppose.