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Title: crack!Fic of the Peoples
Fandom: Super Junior
Rating: let's go with PG 13
Pairing: Various
Summary: Super Junior might actually be on crack :/
A/N: So basically. Me and my friends have a really boring Non Western Music class together. So we decided to find a nice way to pass the time. Insanity ensued.
The suggestion: remixied: Let's do a popcorn fic. Write an idea and pass it on to the next person. Number of sentences doesn't matter. NO KYUMIN OR I WILL PUNCH SOMEONE :|
remixied: "Shit! Duck!" A loud explosion followed Yesung's exclamation. Having been trained by many years of gaming, Kyuhyun followed the order immediately (God forbid he lose HP points...oh wait). He ducked and narrowly avoided being hit in the face with a(n)...
sakano_san59: ...atsimewu.
"Where the fuck did you get that thing?!" exclaimed Kyuhyun.
"More than where, I want to know what the hell that thing is!" yelled Yesung.
"Hyung, it's obviously a drum-like instrument used in the Ewe tribe of Ghana in Western Africa," explained Kyuhyun, nonchalantly.
"Well not everyone memorized textbooks on school like you, I was too busy..."
crazy_albino12: "...reading mysteries, mysteries! I really liked to read them on the weekends."
"Oh," said Kyuhyun, "You mean like Friday, Saturday, Sunday?"
"Yeah of course!" said Yesung, "What did you do on the weekends?"
"Well I liked to..."
remixied: "...Sex up Zhou Mi, of course!" he replied, a happy smile on his face as he remembered the way Zhou Mi had wrapped his pretty lips around Kyuhyun's--
"OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!" Henry shouted, rudely interrupting Kyuhyun's fantasy life on his way in from the kitchen, "I think Eeteuk-hyung's gone off the deep end!...Um, Kyuhyun, why are you holding an atsimewu?"
Yesung stared at him, "What. How do you guys. YOU KNOW WHAT?! I only appear so incredibly !fail because I have to hang around people like you two!"
Kyuhyun shrugged, Henry elbowed him, "Looks like we've lost Yesung-hyung too..."
Yesung glared at the magnaes, debating whether or not he should...
sakano_san59: ...get Wookie to seduce [strip for] them, so he could take them in an beat the snarkiness out of the two, while collecting the money they threw at Wookie.
He decided against it, and decided to instead show off his vast knowledge of other things and said, "Yeah, well I bet you can't name two of the instruments we used in 'Man in Love', and their origins!"
Kyuhyun looked at Yesung with a 'that's it?' face and snarkily replied, "It's obviously the tabla and djemba" -- "Which are from India and Northern Africa, respectively," finished Henry.
Yesung looked at them, thinking, 'Damn, I didn't even know that,' and stormed out of the room in a huff when,...
crazy_albino12: ...Sungmin came into the room, being pushed out of the way by the brooding Yesung, "What happened to him?" Sungmin hiccuped.
"Aw, how cute," said Henry.
"Maybe since he's drunk we could play his wonderful ass like a bongo?" said Kyuhyun.
Just as Kyuhyun finished that sentence, Siwon came in with a raised eyebrow and exclaimed,...
remixied:... "Sungmin's drunk. My date rape senses are tingling! I mean uh... bible, God...er Jesus." he made a few vague hand gestures before chasing after Sungmin (who was stumbling towards his room) with a leer.
"So..." Henry began, gnawing on a hangnail, "who do we handle first, Clinically Insane Eeteuk or Soon to Be Raeped Sungmin?"
Kyuhyun rocked on his heels, head tilted, considering, "Well. Eeteuk's always been a nervous breakdown waiting to happen. And I'm pretty sure it's not raep if you--"
He was cut off by Siwon yelling, "SURPRISE!"
They looked at each other and...
sakano_san59: ...raced up to the room, putting their ears up to the locked door, "Oh, are we going to play doctor-doctor and you're going to -hic- f-fix me?" came the slutty voice of Sungmin.
"Oh no, I'd rather play nurse-nurse, or my favorite priest-sinner," replied what was supposed to be the seductive voice of Siwon.
Kyuhyun and Henry looked at each other and decided ...
crazy_albino12: ...that neither Sungmin nor Siwon were in immediate danger. Just to make sure they glanced into the room to check just in time to see Sungmin tearing off Siwon's clothes with his teeth while Siwon moaned, "Oh GOD!"
They decided they had seen enough and went to check on Eeteuk in the kitchen. As they walked through the hallway to get tot the kitchen, they passed Yesung's bedroom where they heard moaning and groaning over having 'lost the battle' before.
When they entered the kitchen, they saw Eeteuk rummaging through the kitchen cabinets like, well, a crazy person.
"See," said Henry, gesturing to Eeteuk, "This is what he was doing before."
Kyuhyun looked at Eeteuk and got the courage to ask him, "Hyung, what the hell are you doing?"
Henry turned to look at Kyuhyun, mouthing gaping from shock. Eeteuk turned around and said, "I'm looking for icing, Goddamnit!"
Seconds later, Kangin's laughter could be heard, loud and alerting like the atsimewu.
Kangin entered the kitchen covered in said icing. Eeteuk looked over and screamed, "You bastard, how did you know?!" and ran over to lick the icing from Kangin's body.
It was then that Kyuhyuntook Henry by the shoulders and led him out of the kitchen, for they both did not want to see the rest.
"You see Henry, Eeteuk didn't go crazy, he was just really horny."
And then they sat down on the couch and made out.
THE END! At least until next Tues-date.
Anybody catch the "Dostana" reference? :D
Fandom: Super Junior
Rating: let's go with PG 13
Pairing: Various
Summary: Super Junior might actually be on crack :/
A/N: So basically. Me and my friends have a really boring Non Western Music class together. So we decided to find a nice way to pass the time. Insanity ensued.
The suggestion: remixied: Let's do a popcorn fic. Write an idea and pass it on to the next person. Number of sentences doesn't matter. NO KYUMIN OR I WILL PUNCH SOMEONE :|
remixied: "Shit! Duck!" A loud explosion followed Yesung's exclamation. Having been trained by many years of gaming, Kyuhyun followed the order immediately (God forbid he lose HP points...oh wait). He ducked and narrowly avoided being hit in the face with a(n)...
sakano_san59: ...atsimewu.
"Where the fuck did you get that thing?!" exclaimed Kyuhyun.
"More than where, I want to know what the hell that thing is!" yelled Yesung.
"Hyung, it's obviously a drum-like instrument used in the Ewe tribe of Ghana in Western Africa," explained Kyuhyun, nonchalantly.
"Well not everyone memorized textbooks on school like you, I was too busy..."
crazy_albino12: "...reading mysteries, mysteries! I really liked to read them on the weekends."
"Oh," said Kyuhyun, "You mean like Friday, Saturday, Sunday?"
"Yeah of course!" said Yesung, "What did you do on the weekends?"
"Well I liked to..."
remixied: "...Sex up Zhou Mi, of course!" he replied, a happy smile on his face as he remembered the way Zhou Mi had wrapped his pretty lips around Kyuhyun's--
"OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!" Henry shouted, rudely interrupting Kyuhyun's fantasy life on his way in from the kitchen, "I think Eeteuk-hyung's gone off the deep end!...Um, Kyuhyun, why are you holding an atsimewu?"
Yesung stared at him, "What. How do you guys. YOU KNOW WHAT?! I only appear so incredibly !fail because I have to hang around people like you two!"
Kyuhyun shrugged, Henry elbowed him, "Looks like we've lost Yesung-hyung too..."
Yesung glared at the magnaes, debating whether or not he should...
sakano_san59: ...get Wookie to seduce [strip for] them, so he could take them in an beat the snarkiness out of the two, while collecting the money they threw at Wookie.
He decided against it, and decided to instead show off his vast knowledge of other things and said, "Yeah, well I bet you can't name two of the instruments we used in 'Man in Love', and their origins!"
Kyuhyun looked at Yesung with a 'that's it?' face and snarkily replied, "It's obviously the tabla and djemba" -- "Which are from India and Northern Africa, respectively," finished Henry.
Yesung looked at them, thinking, 'Damn, I didn't even know that,' and stormed out of the room in a huff when,...
crazy_albino12: ...Sungmin came into the room, being pushed out of the way by the brooding Yesung, "What happened to him?" Sungmin hiccuped.
"Aw, how cute," said Henry.
"Maybe since he's drunk we could play his wonderful ass like a bongo?" said Kyuhyun.
Just as Kyuhyun finished that sentence, Siwon came in with a raised eyebrow and exclaimed,...
remixied:... "Sungmin's drunk. My date rape senses are tingling! I mean uh... bible, God...er Jesus." he made a few vague hand gestures before chasing after Sungmin (who was stumbling towards his room) with a leer.
"So..." Henry began, gnawing on a hangnail, "who do we handle first, Clinically Insane Eeteuk or Soon to Be Raeped Sungmin?"
Kyuhyun rocked on his heels, head tilted, considering, "Well. Eeteuk's always been a nervous breakdown waiting to happen. And I'm pretty sure it's not raep if you--"
He was cut off by Siwon yelling, "SURPRISE!"
They looked at each other and...
sakano_san59: ...raced up to the room, putting their ears up to the locked door, "Oh, are we going to play doctor-doctor and you're going to -hic- f-fix me?" came the slutty voice of Sungmin.
"Oh no, I'd rather play nurse-nurse, or my favorite priest-sinner," replied what was supposed to be the seductive voice of Siwon.
Kyuhyun and Henry looked at each other and decided ...
crazy_albino12: ...that neither Sungmin nor Siwon were in immediate danger. Just to make sure they glanced into the room to check just in time to see Sungmin tearing off Siwon's clothes with his teeth while Siwon moaned, "Oh GOD!"
They decided they had seen enough and went to check on Eeteuk in the kitchen. As they walked through the hallway to get tot the kitchen, they passed Yesung's bedroom where they heard moaning and groaning over having 'lost the battle' before.
When they entered the kitchen, they saw Eeteuk rummaging through the kitchen cabinets like, well, a crazy person.
"See," said Henry, gesturing to Eeteuk, "This is what he was doing before."
Kyuhyun looked at Eeteuk and got the courage to ask him, "Hyung, what the hell are you doing?"
Henry turned to look at Kyuhyun, mouthing gaping from shock. Eeteuk turned around and said, "I'm looking for icing, Goddamnit!"
Seconds later, Kangin's laughter could be heard, loud and alerting like the atsimewu.
Kangin entered the kitchen covered in said icing. Eeteuk looked over and screamed, "You bastard, how did you know?!" and ran over to lick the icing from Kangin's body.
It was then that Kyuhyuntook Henry by the shoulders and led him out of the kitchen, for they both did not want to see the rest.
"You see Henry, Eeteuk didn't go crazy, he was just really horny."
And then they sat down on the couch and made out.
THE END! At least until next Tues-date.
Anybody catch the "Dostana" reference? :D