bet that I can make you believe in love and sex and magic

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Title: Sleight of Hand
Fandom: Super Junior
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Qmi
Summary: he looks so perfect, Zhou Mi can't help but take his breath away (ahahaha #foreverlame)
A/N: Yep. Was gonna leave Zhou Mi’s fingerless gloves on, but figured that might not make for the best handjob ever. That being said, this is um my INEXCUSABLY LATE help_pakistan for the most

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SPAMS YOU WITH ZHOU MI'S FACE ;-;

[liederkreis]

THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY HERE THAT WILL NOT EMBARRASS ME TO DEATH, BUT ASDFLKJGLKDJFLADJKGLKDS.



OKAY, SERIOUSLY. I'VE LOST MY WORDS. THEY ALL RAN AWAY WHEN YOU KEPT ON ABOUT KYUHYUN AND THAT TIE AND KYUHYUN'S THROAT. ToT I HAVE A THING FOR THROATS AND NECKS AND COLLARBONES AND THROATS AND THEN YOU GO AND. ;--------; NOT EVEN KIDDING, I'M BASICALLY ENDING EVERY SENTENCE WITH "QAWERBJNAL;ERJTYL;WKEFGJMLHKBJSRT" AT THIS POINT. ILU. ♥ HERE, HAVE SOME GIFS THAT EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR YOU AND FOR THIS BETTER THAN I CAN:







AND SEXY, IN-CONTROL ZHOU MIMIMIMIMI, WEEPING, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

IF I BREAK YOUR PAGE, IT'S OKAY, I WILL JUST GIVE YOU MY SOUL. NOT LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY OWN HALF.

[liederkreis]

UHM, AND ALSO.

So, I love that you don't just write porn and slap their names in it? They know each other, and little things, like Zhou Mi knowing what certain sounds mean, and the way they don't really need to use words to communicate everything... idk, I just like that I can read what I want into it - that there's trust and familiarity there between them. ♥ Also, the cuddling and bargaining at the end was so adorably them, adflkjglkdjfglhjkd. And little narcissistic Mimi through the whole thing, I LOVE WHAT A VAIN LITTLE PEACOCK HE IS, DID I EVER EVEN TELL YOU THAT?

Re: IF I BREAK YOUR PAGE, IT'S OKAY, I WILL JUST GIVE YOU MY SOUL. NOT LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY OWN HA

[liederkreis]

OH, OH, OH. AND. SEE, ZHOU MI'S KYUHYUN+TIE FETISH IS NOT JUST IN MY (YOUR?) MIND, OKAY, SEE!!!!!



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LAST ONE, I PROMISE. /SITS ON HANDS

[liederkreis]

Okay, so, uh. Just a list of other things I really loved, because I'm not coherent to give you an actual, proper comment:

→ Kyuhyun's eyes asdflkjglkdjslgjk I loved his liner in the Perfection MV, and the way you have them described just. asdlgjkrdg

→ Zhou Mimi's mouth. BRITTANY, STOP THIS, I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO ZHOU MI, STOP THIS RIGHT THIS INSTANT ASDKLGJDSDGLKHJ'ALKJ3WO2TIJGH

→ sneaky Kyuhyun, oh my god, I love that so much I can't even tell you. He gets out of that tie and as much as I love in-control Mimi, Kyuhyun not just sitting back and going with everything is like. Beyond asdfljkglkdjsar-inducing, okay. ;-; lol, where has my vocabulary gone?

→ The entire end, Brittany, I want to weep for how much I like it. ;-; Not even the mental image of Kyuhyun cleaning Zhou Mi's hand, so much as the kind of. idk, intimacy it implies? They read so comfortable with each other, and that's really my favorite thing about all of your Qmi. ;-; ♥♥♥ Thank you so much for not making this just like. A one-night stand where they're overcome with lust and then walk away from each other, no strings attached. ( ._.) Even if I'm reading more into it than you meant, I like seeing those attachments between them!

So, yeah. Basically, I owe you a lifetime of indentured servitude or something, because I've been craving Qmi so badly, and your Qmi is always some of my absolute favorite. /ADORES YOU FOREVER GOOD LUCK GETTING RID OF ME NOW~~~

SHUT UP, I LIED.

[liederkreis]

ZHOU MI'S FAVORITE FRECKLES.

HIS FAVORITE FRECKLES.

BRB, IMPLODING FROM HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE TWO, HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, AND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WRITE THESE TWO. ;--------------------------------;