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Jan 19, 2005 20:16

littlesoszko: something wonderful ay

Auto response from JmC6215: studying for my chem final...

leave me something wonderful

seriously

littlesoszko: hmm
littlesoszko: how about a story
littlesoszko: a story about Cujo and the land of Syphily
littlesoszko: Once inside the time, there are a young men named Cujo.
He had a wife a dog and another wife who he had dress like a dog but
do the house chores like a wife would.
littlesoszko: One morning Cujo rolled over and saw his first wife Cujisha
littlesoszko: and he was all saying "why you in my face biyatch!"
littlesoszko: so she got up and started doing the chores
littlesoszko: then swiftly Cujo smashed his head back to the pillow to
sleep for another hour or ten. But he realized that it was no pillow it
was the dog suit he had his wife Cujisha fasten hastily for his second wife Cujaba.
littlesoszko: So Cujo got out his trusty hammer and threatened to destroy
the soul of this "not pillow"
littlesoszko: But then he noticed something, it was alive. He had
completely forgotten that he smashed a wife in that suit and made her do chores and him.
littlesoszko: So Cujo made Cujaba stay there and hit herself with the hammer
of soul despair while he slept.
littlesoszko: And she wasn't allowed to die cuz she had chores to do...
littlesoszko: after that
littlesoszko: So finally Cujo woke up, at the crack of dusk and decided to eat
something.
littlesoszko: He said wife', where is my food. Immediately both the women came
stirring through the tiny whole in the wall called door. They also each had a
sack with them full of goodies like popsicles, muffins, pancakes, and even testicles.
littlesoszko: Cujo realized that he had to go to work as a lawyer of the land of Syphily.
littlesoszko: He didn't make money though, after working there long enough he
just received more wives.
littlesoszko: Cujo discussed recent artifact and periodicals, went home and went to bed.
littlesoszko: Sorry for the short ending but...I still think it was good
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