I'm going to write something now. read it i guess
it's late. i mean...it's not really late. but it feels like it should be late, and if i was my mother i would definitely send me to bed. do yourself a favor and don't take the opening shift at starbucks. for those of you that don't know, opening requires one to arrive at 4 am. since i'm the type that likes to have time in the morning to eat breakfast and maybe shower, i get up at the three. now i'm in kind of thise weird upside-down life schedule where, instead of sleeping at night and doing things during the day, i just spend the whole day and night thingy in a half-dazed half-asleep mode. it makes or some interesting thought processes.
i was sitting on my bed contemplating the interesting state of my mentality when i discovered that i hadn't actually said anything aloud in 6 hours. so, after some thought, i decided that the best word to say (that being one which contains the fewest syllables but forces me to use as much of my mouth as possible) would be..."pork." go ahead. say it slow, loud and clearly. each letter in the word forces you to change the shape of your mouth completly. so i said "pork" and then went back to surfing the web or whatever it was i'd been doing.
lately i've been thinking a lot about things. i mean...big things. mer. i give up. this post is boring and me just trying to sound pretensious. but let the record show that since i can't spell pretencious on the first try (of the second) that i am fully aware of my pretense. i'm going to stop now.
i was sitting on my bed contemplating the interesting state of my mentality when i discovered that i hadn't actually said anything aloud in 6 hours. so, after some thought, i decided that the best word to say (that being one which contains the fewest syllables but forces me to use as much of my mouth as possible) would be..."pork." go ahead. say it slow, loud and clearly. each letter in the word forces you to change the shape of your mouth completly. so i said "pork" and then went back to surfing the web or whatever it was i'd been doing.
lately i've been thinking a lot about things. i mean...big things. mer. i give up. this post is boring and me just trying to sound pretensious. but let the record show that since i can't spell pretencious on the first try (of the second) that i am fully aware of my pretense. i'm going to stop now.