the night before wintereenmas
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house
not a creature was stirring, except for my usb mouse
my stockings all tossed, to the floor with much care
in hopes that my mother on a laundry binge, soon would be there
then all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter
i sprang from my gaming throne to see what was the matter
it was my kid brother you see, his hair all in tatters
wearing only a bra and boxers printed with ladders.
"what has happened, oh dear brother of mine?"
"it was awful" he cried "i'm most certainly not doing fine"
it was the elves, he said, that had attacked in the night
they had taken his clothes and his xbox, he had no chance to fight
"and how, my dear brother did you end in a bra?"
"the elves did that too! they're eating the turkey too! before it even thaws!
"not the turkey!" i cried "that belongs to us!
malign my broher, and take all his stuff!
but dear elves, if you feel so inclined
i beg you not to remove our turkey, or i will have to define
a new term for pain, which i will make up rght quick
it invloves fire and worms, honey and an ice pick
so i killed all the elves and ate all of their candy
except for the girl one; her name was mandy
and that was the end, of those evil evil elves
and that is how, i got all these cool elf shaped shelves!
when it was over, to my gaming throne i did lumber
i had many hours of counterstrike left, until i could slumber
in the distance i heard someone yelling, a note quite sweet
"merry wintereenmas!" *
and to all a goodnight!
*if you don't know what wintereenmas is, read control alt delete. or else you'll go to hell.
not a creature was stirring, except for my usb mouse
my stockings all tossed, to the floor with much care
in hopes that my mother on a laundry binge, soon would be there
then all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter
i sprang from my gaming throne to see what was the matter
it was my kid brother you see, his hair all in tatters
wearing only a bra and boxers printed with ladders.
"what has happened, oh dear brother of mine?"
"it was awful" he cried "i'm most certainly not doing fine"
it was the elves, he said, that had attacked in the night
they had taken his clothes and his xbox, he had no chance to fight
"and how, my dear brother did you end in a bra?"
"the elves did that too! they're eating the turkey too! before it even thaws!
"not the turkey!" i cried "that belongs to us!
malign my broher, and take all his stuff!
but dear elves, if you feel so inclined
i beg you not to remove our turkey, or i will have to define
a new term for pain, which i will make up rght quick
it invloves fire and worms, honey and an ice pick
so i killed all the elves and ate all of their candy
except for the girl one; her name was mandy
and that was the end, of those evil evil elves
and that is how, i got all these cool elf shaped shelves!
when it was over, to my gaming throne i did lumber
i had many hours of counterstrike left, until i could slumber
in the distance i heard someone yelling, a note quite sweet
"merry wintereenmas!" *
and to all a goodnight!
*if you don't know what wintereenmas is, read control alt delete. or else you'll go to hell.