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[butiamletired]

!!

You're awake...!

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Um-- yes! I-- yes. I-I guess you probably worried which is totally okay because I would worry too and I know a lot of people were probably worrying which is the natural reaction to a worrisome situation--

[butiamletired]

[SURPRAIZ HUGGING]

[butiamletired]

[...and hands a' wandering.]

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*I would be okay with this except you're touching Montreal inappropriately D:*

H-hey--!

[butiamletired]

I am trying to make sure that you are really okay, Canada!

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I-I'm okay, I'm okay! You can take my word for it!

[butiamletired]

But physical examination would be much more reassuring than simple words!

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*CAN YOU REALLY CONTINUE TO MOLEST ME WHEN I GIVE YOU THE PUPPY EYES*

N-no, I'm definitely okay, I think I would know if I weren't!

[butiamletired]

[...okay fine but only because you just recovered :(]

Are you really sure?

[sizethatcounts]

I'm definitely sure! In fact I should probably be asking you that instead, because I am pretty sure that everyone I know got way more traumatized than I did well that might be an overstatement but I think it mostly applies so it's okay.

[butiamletired]

Well yes! It was worrying when you, America...and then even Eyebrows suddenly went comatose without warning.

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See! See! I didn't have to worry about that because I was-- well. I would have warned you if I knew it was going to happen, by the way! S-so that's-- that's why I should be groping you insteaasking you instead if- you're-- I-- wait let me start again I got sidetracked there

[butiamletired]

Grope me? Why Canada, I am so proud! I would be happy to let you grope me anytime!

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T-that's not what I meant, it was-- what I meant was-- I-- *OK YOU KNOW WHAT HOW ABOUT SOME CONSTITUTIONALLY BILINGUAL VERBAL KEYBOARDMASHING*

[butiamletired]

Hmm...? Would you rather do something else more...intimate?