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Last night, a geeky looking 30something closed out his tab, and handed back to J.
J (looking at it): You didn't put a tip on here.
DUDE: ...
J: Put a tip on this.
DUDE: Uh, well, I....
J: I'm going to hand this back to you, because you forgot to put a tip on here.
DUDE: Oh, uh, yes, I guess you're right. I did.
J (looking at it): You didn't put a tip on here.
DUDE: ...
J: Put a tip on this.
DUDE: Uh, well, I....
J: I'm going to hand this back to you, because you forgot to put a tip on here.
DUDE: Oh, uh, yes, I guess you're right. I did.