So yeah.

[sixtyonereasons]

I get the weirdest phone calls, you have no fucking idea.

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[colonelinblack]

Is that so?

[sixtyonereasons]

That is so, mister man. How's things in space?

[colonelinblack]

You know, vast. Who's harassing you?

[sixtyonereasons]

I hear it's full of stars, care to comment?

The babies. Well, they're not babies, they're in college, but - you know, babies.

[colonelinblack]

Not really.

Right. Babies. How many again?

[sixtyonereasons]

You're no fun.

The numbers vary depending on whose you mean! Altogether "too fucking many", though. These babies (college, twins, Nami and Paul) are Elizabeth's, they're having a rough time with the divorce.

[colonelinblack]

I don't hear that often, you might be surprised to hear.

Ohh... I meant yours.

[sixtyonereasons]

It's because you're cute.

I have six five four. Not all of them are John's, though.

[colonelinblack]

I know.

These strikeouts terrify me That's.. cool. How many are? And uh.. how old?

[sixtyonereasons]

I know you know. And now you know I know you know. And I could keep going, but I'm not gonna.

Yeah.

Two. Two are his. Gilly and Robert are the little twins (three last month), Sam is our oldest, he is a Grown Damn Man, Mom, Seriously, and my girl in the middle is Lydia, she's a couple years shy of double figures. Lives with her daddy and her stepmommy in Texas.

Gilly and Sam are John's, in case you were gonna ask, and Sam has the hair.

[colonelinblack]

It's probably for the best.

Sam has the hair? Nice. Wait, are Gilly and Robert actual twins? Because if so, this is about to get really awkward for me.

[sixtyonereasons]

Sam has the hair. Everybody knew he was John's before we even got into that because...seriously, the hair.

Gilly and Robert are fraternal twins, and I'm fine with discussing it but do you really wanna keep asking?