There's a blistering blizzard outside, and I'm coming down with something not-so-good, and am also a bit effed up thanks to meds... but I took the time out of my oh-so-very busy schedule to make you this:
So, consider yourself blessed.
And yep, I had to "public" this post. Had to because the dork forgot his password / is too lazy to reset it, and isn't able to see locked entries. :p