Hey, let's all bring out the bottle of crack and indulge
I suddenly remembered this hilarious crack meme that anneko_mc did a while back. Seriously, randomness is the mother of all crack. xDD I saw this before, but it just never gets old for me. *hee*
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01. Kaidoh Kaoru
02. Niou Masaharu
03. Marui Bunta
04. Inui Sadaharu
05. Shiraishi Kuranosuke
06. Yagyuu Hiroshi
07. Sanada Genichirou
08. Shishido Ryou
09. Sengoku Kiyosumi
10. Kikumaru Eiji
11. Tezuka Kunimitsu
12. Ootori Choutarou
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? [Yagyuu/Tezuka]
*stifles a giggle and half* Um, haven't read any fics about them. But I have this feeling that Yagyuu/Tezuka fics will have this sort of strict atmosphere. Yagyuu's still better off with Niou, because it's fun that way and less scary. ^^;;
What would happen if 12 [Ootori] got 8 pregnant [Shishido]?
B-B-BUUUT. MY SHISHI/TORI! Shishido, you whore! XDDDDDDDD And I was hoping that Choutarou will have YOUR baby, not the other way around! XDDD
Can you rec any fics about 9 [Sengoku]?
Uhm.. I haven't tried reading Sengoku fics, sadly. DD; But I like him... because he's a carrot. ;DD
Would 2 [Niou] and 6 [Yagyuu] make a good couple?
MUST THIS HAVE TO BE ASKED?!!! OF COURSE! 8DDDD (Whee~ my OTPs are in the right places! XDD)
5/9 [Shiraishi/Sengoku] or 5/10[Shiraishi/Kikumaru]? Why?
Mmm~ Ecstasy! I think my imagination is broken. Tape, please?
What would happen if 7 [Sanada] walked in on 2 [Niou] and 12 [Ootori] having sex?
"...TARUNDORU. You're doing it all wrong. *bitchslaps them both*"
Make up a summary for a 3/10 [Marui/Kikumaru] fic.
Kikumaru challenges Marui to a tightrope race? *uhh?*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? [Kaidoh/Shishido]
I don't think so? Because these two have, like, their respective boyfriends already... ^^; Silver Pair? Emerald Pair? GAIZ! XDD
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Inui] to deflower 1 [Kaidoh]?
Kitties and a set of training regimen! ;DDD LOL this is easy~ (I was waiting for this. My OTPs are complete! 8DD)
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? [Sanada]
Yep. ;DD
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? [Marui]
I don't think so especially if it's Marui/Sakuno OMG. DX
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? [Tezuka]
Yeah, and they're quite many. ;DD
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? [Niou/Inui/Shiraishi]
*raises eyebrow* Uhh, perhaps if I request and they approve? ^^;;
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? [Kikumaru]
OISHI~!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *BRICKED BY EVERYONE*
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? [Shishido]
Hmm...? Oh, wait, I'll skip this one. My mind is filled with Rikkaimyu songs atm. XDD Must Be Strong ~Finalist~ first came to mind! O__o
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? [Kaidoh/Yagyuu/Ootori]
...OHSHIT THE RETURN OF MY YAGYUU/KAIDOH NIGHTMARE. O_________o I... don't think I'll write a fic with Kaidoh and Yagyuu together.
What would be a good pick-up line for 2 [Niou] to use on 10 [Kikumaru]?
Uhh? Hahahah~ *skips* I can't think of anything.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? [Shiraishi]
Never ready any fics about him. O__o
Would 11 [Tezuka] shag 9 [Sengoku]? Drunk or sober?
...I think Sengoku will be the one who'll do the shagging. ^^;; Then Tezuka will probably go "Yudan sezi ni koi!" on Sengoku and then find a more secret place? XDDD
If 3 [Marui] and 7 [Sanada] get together, who tops?
I want Marui to be on top... just a scary want. XD
1 [Kaidoh] and 9 [Sengoku] are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4 [Inui]. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [Tezuka] and a brief unhappy affair with 12 [Ootori], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Shiraishi] and finds true love with 3 [Marui]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
JUST.... OH MY POOR KAIDOH! (;~;) It should have been Kaidoh running off with Inui, damnit. (;~;) Stupid placement. XD *snuggles the poor boy* Would somebody really write something this sad?! *IS BIASED* XDDD And what is Shiraishi's wise advice anyway?! FOLLOW THE ECSTASY AND THEN KAIDOH FINDS MARUI? DD;
How would you feel if 7/8 Sanada/Shishido] was canon?
I'd be in denial... Because, come on, Silver Pair... remember? Konomi's officially recognized couple? XDDDDDDDDD
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist? [Kikumaru]
Voyeur, maybe. Exhibitionist? Perhaps when he's really REALLY high!
Who of the list would 11 most likely bottom to? [Tezuka]
Fuji, because Fuji gets what he wants out of Tezuka. 8Db
Would you rather do 3 [Marui] or 5 [Shiraishi]?
SHIRAISHI PRZ AHAHAH~ <33
12 [Ootori] + 2 [Niou] are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Niou-san, what if we get caught by Sanada-san again..."
"...*leaves Ootori to escape the bitchslap*"
WTH, NIOU AND OOTORI, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HAVING SEX IN THIS MEME?! >>;; *BITCHSLAPS THEM BOTH*
Where are 5 [Shiraishi] and 9 [Sengoku] most likely to have sex?
In a very chic love hotel? XD
When 12 [Ootori] masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Shishido, duh. ;DDD
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 [Ootori/Sanada/Kaidoh] threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
N-NO... D; First, I suck at threeway. Second, POOR KAIDOH AGAIN. XDDD
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 [Niou] or 6 [Yagyuu]?
DEFINITELY YAGYUU. 8DDD~ (Hahaha, that's a good boy, Niou. Go back to Yagyuu. XD)
If 11 [Tezuka] and 3 [Marui] are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Marui... when he's on a sugar high.
As a birthday present, 7's [Sanada] longtime lover 5 [Shiraishi] offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
...MORE ECSTASY? YUKIMURA?
Choose a food item for 4 [Inui] & 12 [Ootori] to use together.
Anything but Inui Juice. ;D That'll only be enjoyed by Inui. (Ootori, I'm beginning to have suspicions. XD)
8 [Shishido] + 4 [Inui] are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
INUI! Oh, Shishido, you must feel so aggravated to know that Ootori's been shagging Niou during this entire meme. DDD;
Which fetish is 9 [Sengoku] least likely to indulge?
Long foreplay? ^^;
What would you do if you had 8 [Shishido] naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 [Shiraishi] do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
WHEE SHISHIDO? XDDD And LOL ECSTASY. << WTH THIS IS GETTING OLD.
10 [Kikumaru] gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 [Sengoku]. Where is it? What does it say?
"Sorry, girls, Sengoku's mine for this week... and all the other weeks."
Imagine that 2 [Niou] writes erotic 11/6 fic [Tezuka/Yagyuu]. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Aww, Niou, I know you want to be Tezuka in those stories that you write. ;DD
If 2 [Niou] walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 [Shishido] react?
"You're not tricking me for the second time -- I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO WEAR THOSE AND SLIP OUT!" XDDD
I therefore conclude that:
1. Ootori, you have some serious explaining to do. DD;
2. Niou, you also need to do #1. XDDD
3. Inu/Kai should be more canon in this meme! T___T
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01. Kaidoh Kaoru
02. Niou Masaharu
03. Marui Bunta
04. Inui Sadaharu
05. Shiraishi Kuranosuke
06. Yagyuu Hiroshi
07. Sanada Genichirou
08. Shishido Ryou
09. Sengoku Kiyosumi
10. Kikumaru Eiji
11. Tezuka Kunimitsu
12. Ootori Choutarou
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? [Yagyuu/Tezuka]
*stifles a giggle and half* Um, haven't read any fics about them. But I have this feeling that Yagyuu/Tezuka fics will have this sort of strict atmosphere. Yagyuu's still better off with Niou, because it's fun that way and less scary. ^^;;
What would happen if 12 [Ootori] got 8 pregnant [Shishido]?
B-B-BUUUT. MY SHISHI/TORI! Shishido, you whore! XDDDDDDDD And I was hoping that Choutarou will have YOUR baby, not the other way around! XDDD
Can you rec any fics about 9 [Sengoku]?
Uhm.. I haven't tried reading Sengoku fics, sadly. DD; But I like him... because he's a carrot. ;DD
Would 2 [Niou] and 6 [Yagyuu] make a good couple?
MUST THIS HAVE TO BE ASKED?!!! OF COURSE! 8DDDD (Whee~ my OTPs are in the right places! XDD)
5/9 [Shiraishi/Sengoku] or 5/10[Shiraishi/Kikumaru]? Why?
Mmm~ Ecstasy! I think my imagination is broken. Tape, please?
What would happen if 7 [Sanada] walked in on 2 [Niou] and 12 [Ootori] having sex?
"...TARUNDORU. You're doing it all wrong. *bitchslaps them both*"
Make up a summary for a 3/10 [Marui/Kikumaru] fic.
Kikumaru challenges Marui to a tightrope race? *uhh?*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? [Kaidoh/Shishido]
I don't think so? Because these two have, like, their respective boyfriends already... ^^; Silver Pair? Emerald Pair? GAIZ! XDD
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Inui] to deflower 1 [Kaidoh]?
Kitties and a set of training regimen! ;DDD LOL this is easy~ (I was waiting for this. My OTPs are complete! 8DD)
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? [Sanada]
Yep. ;DD
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? [Marui]
I don't think so especially if it's Marui/Sakuno OMG. DX
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? [Tezuka]
Yeah, and they're quite many. ;DD
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? [Niou/Inui/Shiraishi]
*raises eyebrow* Uhh, perhaps if I request and they approve? ^^;;
What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? [Kikumaru]
OISHI~!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *BRICKED BY EVERYONE*
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? [Shishido]
Hmm...? Oh, wait, I'll skip this one. My mind is filled with Rikkaimyu songs atm. XDD Must Be Strong ~Finalist~ first came to mind! O__o
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? [Kaidoh/Yagyuu/Ootori]
...OHSHIT THE RETURN OF MY YAGYUU/KAIDOH NIGHTMARE. O_________o I... don't think I'll write a fic with Kaidoh and Yagyuu together.
What would be a good pick-up line for 2 [Niou] to use on 10 [Kikumaru]?
Uhh? Hahahah~ *skips* I can't think of anything.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? [Shiraishi]
Never ready any fics about him. O__o
Would 11 [Tezuka] shag 9 [Sengoku]? Drunk or sober?
...I think Sengoku will be the one who'll do the shagging. ^^;; Then Tezuka will probably go "Yudan sezi ni koi!" on Sengoku and then find a more secret place? XDDD
If 3 [Marui] and 7 [Sanada] get together, who tops?
I want Marui to be on top... just a scary want. XD
1 [Kaidoh] and 9 [Sengoku] are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4 [Inui]. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [Tezuka] and a brief unhappy affair with 12 [Ootori], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Shiraishi] and finds true love with 3 [Marui]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
JUST.... OH MY POOR KAIDOH! (;~;) It should have been Kaidoh running off with Inui, damnit. (;~;) Stupid placement. XD *snuggles the poor boy* Would somebody really write something this sad?! *IS BIASED* XDDD And what is Shiraishi's wise advice anyway?! FOLLOW THE ECSTASY AND THEN KAIDOH FINDS MARUI? DD;
How would you feel if 7/8 Sanada/Shishido] was canon?
I'd be in denial... Because, come on, Silver Pair... remember? Konomi's officially recognized couple? XDDDDDDDDD
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist? [Kikumaru]
Voyeur, maybe. Exhibitionist? Perhaps when he's really REALLY high!
Who of the list would 11 most likely bottom to? [Tezuka]
Fuji, because Fuji gets what he wants out of Tezuka. 8Db
Would you rather do 3 [Marui] or 5 [Shiraishi]?
SHIRAISHI PRZ AHAHAH~ <33
12 [Ootori] + 2 [Niou] are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Niou-san, what if we get caught by Sanada-san again..."
"...*leaves Ootori to escape the bitchslap*"
WTH, NIOU AND OOTORI, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HAVING SEX IN THIS MEME?! >>;; *BITCHSLAPS THEM BOTH*
Where are 5 [Shiraishi] and 9 [Sengoku] most likely to have sex?
In a very chic love hotel? XD
When 12 [Ootori] masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Shishido, duh. ;DDD
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 [Ootori/Sanada/Kaidoh] threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
N-NO... D; First, I suck at threeway. Second, POOR KAIDOH AGAIN. XDDD
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 [Niou] or 6 [Yagyuu]?
DEFINITELY YAGYUU. 8DDD~ (Hahaha, that's a good boy, Niou. Go back to Yagyuu. XD)
If 11 [Tezuka] and 3 [Marui] are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Marui... when he's on a sugar high.
As a birthday present, 7's [Sanada] longtime lover 5 [Shiraishi] offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
...MORE ECSTASY? YUKIMURA?
Choose a food item for 4 [Inui] & 12 [Ootori] to use together.
Anything but Inui Juice. ;D That'll only be enjoyed by Inui. (Ootori, I'm beginning to have suspicions. XD)
8 [Shishido] + 4 [Inui] are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
INUI! Oh, Shishido, you must feel so aggravated to know that Ootori's been shagging Niou during this entire meme. DDD;
Which fetish is 9 [Sengoku] least likely to indulge?
Long foreplay? ^^;
What would you do if you had 8 [Shishido] naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 [Shiraishi] do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
WHEE SHISHIDO? XDDD And LOL ECSTASY. << WTH THIS IS GETTING OLD.
10 [Kikumaru] gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 [Sengoku]. Where is it? What does it say?
"Sorry, girls, Sengoku's mine for this week... and all the other weeks."
Imagine that 2 [Niou] writes erotic 11/6 fic [Tezuka/Yagyuu]. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Aww, Niou, I know you want to be Tezuka in those stories that you write. ;DD
If 2 [Niou] walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 [Shishido] react?
"You're not tricking me for the second time -- I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO WEAR THOSE AND SLIP OUT!" XDDD
I therefore conclude that:
1. Ootori, you have some serious explaining to do. DD;
2. Niou, you also need to do #1. XDDD
3. Inu/Kai should be more canon in this meme! T___T