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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I gave grabxmyxhand a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September babiekris and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I gave _squidink a kidney (1000 points). In May I punched jump_thefence in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (989 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
sixproblems6