Fear and Loathing in the Eastside Wal-Mart

[sixgunsaint]

There is a good chance I have a messiah complex, but I do believe that every soul on this our planet Earth is worth something. One of my friends extolled to me the virtues of his theory recently, namely that a good 70% of the planets population is more or less "filler", who basically flesh out the stories of the more first tier, successful citizens

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[sixgunsaint]

Thank you for the compliments. The posts would be even better, and far more understandable if I actually edited them a bit. I usually type em out, do a quick scan for spelling mistakes (reread my last one to find out how well I do at that, eg. hear=here) and that's it. Glad you enjoyed that last one :) Please know the whole story was true, except for the part where I have friends.

I like your beliefs in the worth of people, even working Paris Hilton in. It must have been hard for you, as I somehow manage to find a loop hole in explaining how at least one or two people could stand a good execution (I am so going to hell for saying that). I am hunting for that South Park episode, too.

I think the reason chocolate became a good fix for whatever ails ya is because 1) I have been bombarded of late with references to how the sensations sex brings to an individual is biologically no different than eating a lot of chocolate and 2) my mother is returning from Germany this Sunday with a suitcase full of different chocolates...and this is the European stuff. Oh baby! Also, after recently becoming addicted to Dairy Queen Brownie Batter Blizzards (tm, you corporate whores) I whole-heartedly agree with that theory.

[mllemoonbeams]

I noticed the error, actually. The only thing I can really say I'm good at is editing, proofreading, spelling, and writing. I have no actual PRACTICAL skills that would serve me any good in the "real world". ;P I didn't actually CARE, though. I knew what you meant, and I wasn't going to say anything. :)

It WAS tough for me to make sense of why people like her were alive...but they say some mysteries aren't supposed to be solved, heh.

What would you think of maybe sending me some European chocolate? I've had German chocolate and British chocolate, both of which I enjoyed beyond expression of words. You'd be an awfully swell pal if you sent a menstruating friend some decent sweets. Even if they did melt to gloop by the time they bridged the distance between us.

By the way, I think I'm going to have Brownie Batter Blizzard's babies. :D

[sixgunsaint]

Alas, this will not be possible, as I am an utter slave to my hazelnut-filled mistress. You don't know the power of the dark chocolate side! Actually, my mom didn't bring much back, and what she did had to be split between me and sis. Besides, aren't you the slightest bit wary of accepting food goods from complete strangers? For all you know I might be a complete sadist, inserting into the chocolate razor blades, poison, a shiv, electrical wiring or some sort of firearm. Don't you watch the news????