OMG they're everywhere
Ok- this actually just happened while working on a paper for my Masters' degree, and it frightened me. Halliburton really is everywhere, part of a giant conspiracy. Here I am spell checking a paper, and the spell check in Word halts on my misspelling of Halliburton. Not scary. What was scary was that Word had the correct spelling in it's dictionary. And when I hit the Change button, it crashed. So not only is Halliburton everywhere, they are also destroying everything they touch even on my computer. Someone get me out of this crazy planet!