goodbye...for now...I guess
anonymous
March 1 2005, 19:21:18 UTC
I'm apparently not allowed to post on your journally thing unanonymously...our mutual friend is bribing me not to...anyhowww...it isn't like I threatened to gnaw your fucking face off or anything... but alas my love of toys and candy* is more than my love of posting on your livejournal... so I bid you adieu... ma petit chou...hah... p.s. I promise that neither "I'M AWESOME" nor "I'M BADASS" are not a valid argument or at least they very rarely are... either way
GODDAMN I'M AWESOME...I MEAN I'M BAD-ASS
*I want candy, bubblegum and taffy, skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy, got my penny saved, so I'm her sugar Daddy. I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy. Mess up the mix, mix up the mess, come on down, yo, heres the address, it's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, 6-1-2 WHarf Avenue Gonna get your ass beat, nasty, do it to your daddy, embarrass your whole family, just cuz ya came between a kid and his candy, i want candy, any kind will do, don't care if its nutritious or FDA Approved, its gonna make me spaz like 5 cats on booze, a hyperactive juice that only I can produce, and build a giant drill, and bore it straight into hell, releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk up on the Earth, and get resituated, and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created! (this has been running through my head since saturday... make it stop...)
p.s. I promise that neither "I'M AWESOME" nor "I'M BADASS" are not a valid argument or at least they very rarely are... either way
GODDAMN I'M AWESOME...I MEAN I'M BAD-ASS
*I want candy, bubblegum and taffy,
skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy,
got my penny saved, so I'm her sugar Daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy,
I want candy.
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess,
come on down, yo, heres the address,
it's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, 6-1-2 WHarf Avenue
Gonna get your ass beat, nasty,
do it to your daddy,
embarrass your whole family,
just cuz ya came between a kid and his candy,
i want candy,
any kind will do,
don't care if its nutritious or FDA Approved,
its gonna make me spaz like 5 cats on booze,
a hyperactive juice that only I can produce,
and build a giant drill,
and bore it straight into hell,
releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk up on the Earth,
and get resituated,
and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created!
(this has been running through my head since saturday... make it stop...)
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correction follows... sorry...
"p.s. I promise that neither "I'M AWESOME" nor "I'M BADASS" are valid arguments or at least they very rarely are... either way"
my most sincere apologies
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Anyhow, enjoy your toys and candy.
So long, for now.
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