Adventures in Muggleland

[sixfootwood]

Here are a few pictures Percy's been lettin' me take of 'em since we got here. These Muggle camera things aren't quite as good as ours, nothing moves and the pictures take FOREVER to stop bein' little squares of blank paper and turn into proper people. But, I'm gettin' to take pictures of him so that's good enough for me. We decided to take the

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[sixfootwood]

We SHOULD go shopping together, red!! Oh can you IMAGINE THE CARNAGE?!! Apparently dancing bartenders/Quidditch players spend, spend spend. Hotpants are more expensive than one would think, and you should SEE the seventeen layers of underwear I have to put on under my kit to protect my "business" while I'm on my broom. I'd buy anything even remotely shiny and make you watch me try it on in the dressing rooms, then we'd try on EVERY WEDDING DRESS IN BRITAIN. Me 'an you both a'course. I fancy me in a strapless number, I'm a traditionalist. WHITE OF COURSE, BECAUSE OF THE HILARITY.

I've been to seventyhundredthousand museums, and have boughts souveneirs at EACH ONE to punish Perce for making me go. I've got a little dinosaur towel I've been wearing CONSTANTLY from the Natural History museum, I'm wearing nothing else in the room until Perce begs me to stop wearing it.

Oh aye, absolute scads of 'em....from breakfast and what it consists of to pictoral evidence of how much soap Percy actually USES to what it looks like when you yell "HOMYGODSNAKEINTHEBED" at 2 am. classic.

[true_rebellion]

You are NOT showing her those pictures, and the snake thing is evil

[sixfootwood]

aww love, darling, light of my bleak and dreary life! I wasn't going to show her those pictures! Not THOSE! Indeed not! Though you do look rather ravishing, I think I'll keep them under my pillow when I'm at off games.

but you make the most ADORABLE faces, Perce! I'm not used to sleeping a lot, I get into trouble! You need to tire me out more, that's all. Plus, you get all clingy and sweet when I scare you.

[true_rebellion]

Hmmmm

Tire you out more, you're just using it as an excuse for me to...you know...accost you...I can't believe I'm talking about this in front of my little sister.

[sixfootwood]

'm sure she's not lookin', Perce, probably absolutely mortified at the idea of us having hot, sweaty naked encounters. And if she wasn't, well she is now :D

and YES, yes. Accosting. That will help me sleep better! A good accosting that's what I need! :D

[true_rebellion]

Insatiable that's what you are, I'll think about it.

[hex_you_up]

CARNAGE INDEED, and oh how much fun it would be. Shiny things are good, yeah. Also you cannot ever have too much leather, I think. I'm looking for an ivory gown, myself -- avoiding the irony, you know.

THAT ONE, that's where the whale was! Did you see it? IT'S TREMENDOUS. Dinosaurs frighten me ever since that thing with the Muggle children's film. Has he made you stop wearing it yet? Personally I think when he does you should just parade around starkers, after all if he doesn't tell you you have to be fully clothed... and scandalising him is fun.

Oh I bet he loved that. You were actually asleep at two am? What on earth were you doing asleep at two am in New York?

[sixfootwood]

Pish posh, irony is the very heart of any good marriage! Love and cherish and forever and death-doing-us-parting and whatnot! I'd marry your brother in an instant, you understand, but it's still a rather ridiculous affair, all things considered.

I SAW IT!! PERCY WOULDN'T LET ME CLIMB INSIDE AND SCARE THE SECURITY GUARDS! I swear sometimes he's not fun at all. I did manage to put a speaking hex on it, though, and now it burbles madly when someone under the age of 15 comes by.

nope, it's still firmly in place, though I think I'm gainin' weight since we came to New York 'cause it's not fittin' as well. I may have to start wearing it as a neckscarf or something and give up on covering the showy bits.

I couldn't HELP IT! He was in bed and all snuggly and warm and I wanted to go out and see if I could get one'a them horse-riding police blokes to take me for a ride, but I couldn't leave 'em lookin' so cute.

[hex_you_up]

Oh, I don't know, I'm rather thrilled with the idea, myself.

Ooooo. That's a bit of clever spellcasting, bet the guards LOVE that. Haaaaaaaah.

That could potentially be quite a bit more fun anyway.

You're a horrible person and that is hilarious.

[sixfootwood]

and if I haven't said so yet, dear Weasleywoman, I'm moren' a little thrilled for you myself. Can't wait to see the whole thing going down, your Mum fussing and sniffling into her hanky, Ron being altogether TOO AWKWARD and fumbly. precious.

I am and it is and HEY do I get to call you Sister 'nlaw now, all things considered? Because that will make family visits ever so entertaining.

[hex_you_up]

Haaaaaah. Yeah, I'm sure my mum will be a weepy mess. As will I, actually. Gods, that's so strange to think about -- and exciting, I mean, I'm going to be with him for the rest of my life, AAHHH.

MOST CERTAINLY.