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sixfootwood

Pitiful, pathetic......p--another thing that starts with P.

Jan 04, 2007 20:38

I'm a wreck, an awful pathetic wreck. A prat as well, but that's beside the point even THOUGH it starts with a "p ( Read more... )

boredom, quidditch

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slobberymongrel January 5 2007, 03:42:57 UTC

Prat begins with P. So does Plonker. And Prick.

slobberymongrel January 5 2007, 03:44:24 UTC

Also I wouldnt stab you. Im a man of breeding, Wood. Id slowly poison unknowing you or something really classy like that.

sixfootwood January 5 2007, 04:32:44 UTC

and that is what makes you my VERY SPECIAL FRIEND Sirius. My luck you'd have an off day and just give me a goiter or something.

slobberymongrel January 5 2007, 17:35:32 UTC

What the shit is a goiter??

Very Special Friend sounds like one of us is mongoloid. In which case I'll have to tsk at you and respond "Oh Wood, Finnegan is out Very Special Friend." You're my Woody Friend. HAR HAR.

What would it take to give someone RICKETS?

sixfootwood January 5 2007, 20:42:30 UTC

I dunno, I think I've been watching too many muggle health programs. Disgusting, the way they take care of their ill. Surgeries and cutting and just ugh.

I know a scurvy hex, would that do? Gave it to my cousin Annachie once--had to drown himself in oranges for a week

sixfootwood January 5 2007, 03:50:40 UTC

OH HOW YOU WOUND ME YOU PUREBLOOD TWAT!!

What's got you all vicious this even, then? Leave me to my pathetic wallowing!!

slobberymongrel January 5 2007, 17:31:32 UTC

Grrrowl.

I dont know. Went to viset Tonks, it didnt go so well. And now Im sort of horny, actually.

sixfootwood January 5 2007, 20:43:42 UTC

I could let you watch me shower, maybe? Would that help? Nah I suppose not. Where's your lycanthropian bedmate? (oh aye, I've been around Percy TOO LONG). I'm sure he'd fancy a shag.

slobberymongrel January 5 2007, 23:14:26 UTC

Nowhere to be found. Ive a note that says hes buggered off to his mum's for a viset. Im both offended and overjoyed he didnt try and drag us along, I always make a complete arse out of myself whenever Im anywhere near his parents. Ive lit his mum on fire more than once.

sixfootwood January 8 2007, 12:53:25 UTC

I'm sure she understands the lighting-on-fire for the show of affection it is. Sirius Black, alone--all by his LONESOME you say?!

I haven't had this many awful and incourrigible thoughts since the Harpies played us last season and it rained the entire game.

slobberymongrel January 8 2007, 13:46:25 UTC

Shes seen me naked, too. Im not sure if that helps or hurts my cause.

Oh, yes. All by my lonesome. Stretched out in bed all handsomely disheveled and hot and not a soul to appreciate it.

Mmm. Wet Harpies. How can you even think of quitting professional quidditch when there are wet Harpies.

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