Barbicidal intent!
I said, "Buzz everything, but leave me some bangs."
My barber heard, "Slant-headed Karloff."
When he revealed this masterpiece, he asked, "Whaddya think?!" and his eyes were so vulnerable that I said, "Great job!!"
Those eyes...Christ...he could've scalped me, and I'd've still said, "Great job!!"
If only he'd given me his eyes, instead of this hair-cut...