Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
I finished the new Harry Potter book about two hours ago at work. What follows is a list of false spoilers, and one real spoiler.
Mwuhahahaha
#1- Ron kills Malfoy in a fit of rage after Malfoy attacks Ginny
#2- The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is, once again, the bad guy
#3- Professor Dumbledore is put under the Imperius curse and nearly kills Harry
#4- Sirius comes back from the dead
#5- Malfoy saves Harry from an attack by Snape
#6- Hermione and Neville start dating
#7- Everyone dies of explosive diarrhea when Fred and George spike the banquet tables with their newest gag
#8- Harry is killed in the fourth chapter
#9- Snape concocts a potion to cure Lupin of his lycanthropy for good
#10- Two words, mass orgy
Mwuhahahaha
#1- Ron kills Malfoy in a fit of rage after Malfoy attacks Ginny
#2- The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is, once again, the bad guy
#3- Professor Dumbledore is put under the Imperius curse and nearly kills Harry
#4- Sirius comes back from the dead
#5- Malfoy saves Harry from an attack by Snape
#6- Hermione and Neville start dating
#7- Everyone dies of explosive diarrhea when Fred and George spike the banquet tables with their newest gag
#8- Harry is killed in the fourth chapter
#9- Snape concocts a potion to cure Lupin of his lycanthropy for good
#10- Two words, mass orgy