im going to kill ryan.

[sixfigures]

so i get back online in a good mood, just to have a nice JOYFUL conversation. i was about to i.m carolyn-AND THEN THIS POPS UP AND SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

absolutstroke55: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Fupod13: what?
absolutstroke55: YOU HAVENT FUCKING HEARD?
Fupod13: ..no
Fupod13: whats wrong
absolutstroke55: MATT FUCKING DIED
Fupod13: hes online
absolutstroke55: YEAH HE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT LIKE 2 HOURS AGO
absolutstroke55: i swear to fucking god
absolutstroke55: with his sister
absolutstroke55: his mom called me
absolutstroke55: like an hour ago
absolutstroke55: he went to johns hopkins
Fupod13: holy shit
Fupod13: omg
absolutstroke55: i fucking know
absolutstroke55: i'm gonna try and see him tomorrow
absolutstroke55: if he regains consciencene
Fupod13: im in shock
Fupod13: holy shit..
absolutstroke55: oh wait
absolutstroke55: nevermind
absolutstroke55: i'm just fucking with you
absolutstroke55: haha
Fupod13: HAHAHAHA
Fupod13: U ASS
Fupod13: THATS NOT FUNNY
absolutstroke55: i should be on e-punkd or something
absolutstroke55: man, were you really freaking out?
Fupod13: YES!!
Fupod13: you dont joke about death!
Fupod13: that was scary
absolutstroke55: haha alright very sorry
Fupod13: hahaha its cool
absolutstroke55: you rock though
absolutstroke55: cause this is the best profile i've had in a long time
absolutstroke55: way to go

tensecondz2late: yeah im not dead dont worry
Fupod13: hahahaha
Fupod13: that really scared me
tensecondz2late: haha he just imed and said
tensecondz2late: if stacy ims you
tensecondz2late: dont respond

its revenge time.