The days of throwing your parking tickets in the gutter are long gone...
I went to the DMV today to get my registration and I have $666 dollars in outstanding parking tickets. Apparently the DMV is now the bill collector for the city parking department and you can't renew your tags without squaring up with the house.
The best part of my visit was when my clerk, who was an older Filipino woman, actually used the word "cocksucker". I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I mean she was like 62 years old! "I don't like that number" she says. "You better pay your fine soon or they're gonna tow that cocksucker". It totally made up for the fact that I can't afford my new snowboard now cuz I have to pay out the ass for registration on my car. Ok... maybe not TOTALLY, but it sure helped ease the pain a little.
Life never ceases to be entertaining
~SiX
The best part of my visit was when my clerk, who was an older Filipino woman, actually used the word "cocksucker". I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I mean she was like 62 years old! "I don't like that number" she says. "You better pay your fine soon or they're gonna tow that cocksucker". It totally made up for the fact that I can't afford my new snowboard now cuz I have to pay out the ass for registration on my car. Ok... maybe not TOTALLY, but it sure helped ease the pain a little.
Life never ceases to be entertaining
~SiX