Why I Hate Toilet Seat Covers
First thing this morning. I get up to get ready for work and go to the bathroom. I'm standing there in front of the toilet, half asleep and peeing when the toilet lid decides to fall. Reflexively, I leap into action, catching the lid with one hand...at the cost of my aim and pee goes all over, including on my hand. Don't worry, I washed thoroughly and then did an annoyed-but-very-thorough cleanup. Lovely, yes/no? Who could ask for a better way to start the week?