Simple Pleasures
A coworker, Chelsey, and I left work at the same time this evening and I noticed her voice sounded hoarse.
Me: "You don't sound so good. Are you fighting a cold?"
Her: "No, my asthma's acting up."
Me: "Your ass is acting up? Is it giving you shit?"
And then I looked at her with a shit eating grin until she laughed. We said our goodnights and I drove home with the warm glow that comes with having inflicted a good, cringe-worthy joke on an unsuspecting victim like that.
The End
Me: "You don't sound so good. Are you fighting a cold?"
Her: "No, my asthma's acting up."
Me: "Your ass is acting up? Is it giving you shit?"
And then I looked at her with a shit eating grin until she laughed. We said our goodnights and I drove home with the warm glow that comes with having inflicted a good, cringe-worthy joke on an unsuspecting victim like that.
The End