fuck you
fuck you you white haired saab drivin mother fucker if youre fucking late its not my damn fault you shoulda left earlier and hey i was late too that doesnt i have to be a jerk off about it oh yeah honk your horn at me sure how bout if i slam on the brakes yeah you like that i can see you soundlessly screaming in my mirror you know and it doesnt motivate me to drive any faster besides theres a speed limit asshole i dont have to go out of my way to make your day any easier in fact i will go out of my way to make it less easy cockhead oh now youre gonna flash your lights and try to pass me on the shoulder no no no no way man ima drive all ziggy zaggy so you cant do shit ha take that oh and to top it off i think i'll make a right turn from the middle of the road so you cant pass on either side and yes i will be coming to a complete stop before turning and you know there will be no turn signal usage oh no not not at all
that was yesterday
this was today
fuck you you hooped earring bitch with the fucking rims hey you know if theres a truck stopped at a light in front of you you dont have to keep three carlengths away that shit only applies on the highway now youre in the middle of the fucking god damn intersection in my fucking way if the lights turning from yellow to red that doesnt automatically mean speed up so you make it especially if theres no room for you at the next light so when i honk my horn at you to move youre fucking ass out of the way dont you dare feel the need to respond verbally you dont fucking deserve the right to talk let alone drive let alone live why dont you take your shitty rims and drive em over a cliff if you need directions i know where a few are go fuck yourself
there was another weeks ago
but the rage from that one has died down
i was at a light and the very second it changed the bitch behind me honked the horn theres no need for that i can see the fucking light im not blind if i was they wouldnt have given me a fucking license so i gave her the finger and she got all like oh no he ditint so she follows me into the parking lot and tries to be all like i wasnt trying to be rude so dont flip me off im so high and fucking mighty that not a damn soul on earth should dare have the nerve to insult me even though i was the one being a fucking cunt in retrospect i could have been a lot harsher than i was seriously if i wasnt hurt and limping i would have flipped shit on her i mean i would busted her windshield and shit but she was black so she probably had a gun but fuck it man i dont give a shit put a fucking bullet right between my eyes then youll fucking rot in jail forever and guess what therell be plenty of people giving you the finger in there
HAHAHAHA
holy shit that last line was so fucking funny god damn im awesome
that was yesterday
this was today
fuck you you hooped earring bitch with the fucking rims hey you know if theres a truck stopped at a light in front of you you dont have to keep three carlengths away that shit only applies on the highway now youre in the middle of the fucking god damn intersection in my fucking way if the lights turning from yellow to red that doesnt automatically mean speed up so you make it especially if theres no room for you at the next light so when i honk my horn at you to move youre fucking ass out of the way dont you dare feel the need to respond verbally you dont fucking deserve the right to talk let alone drive let alone live why dont you take your shitty rims and drive em over a cliff if you need directions i know where a few are go fuck yourself
there was another weeks ago
but the rage from that one has died down
i was at a light and the very second it changed the bitch behind me honked the horn theres no need for that i can see the fucking light im not blind if i was they wouldnt have given me a fucking license so i gave her the finger and she got all like oh no he ditint so she follows me into the parking lot and tries to be all like i wasnt trying to be rude so dont flip me off im so high and fucking mighty that not a damn soul on earth should dare have the nerve to insult me even though i was the one being a fucking cunt in retrospect i could have been a lot harsher than i was seriously if i wasnt hurt and limping i would have flipped shit on her i mean i would busted her windshield and shit but she was black so she probably had a gun but fuck it man i dont give a shit put a fucking bullet right between my eyes then youll fucking rot in jail forever and guess what therell be plenty of people giving you the finger in there
HAHAHAHA
holy shit that last line was so fucking funny god damn im awesome