-Is suicidal and/or depressed. I challenge anyone to find a teenager who isn't depressed at some point in their teenage years
-Complains of boredom. What? So unless you're constantly occupied with things to do, you're a goth and therefore worship satan? I guess we should fill every free moment in our lives with bible reading... cause that's entertaining and all.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Sleeping in is a sign of the devil! Not sleeping enough is a sign of the devil! Only through Jesus will we sleep just enough.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. An unusual amount probably being "any" privacy at all.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) Or they don't like you and like quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Because adults are soooo much fun. Hey mom, wanna hang out at Jeremy's house tonight? :P
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media YOU MUST WATCH THE 700 CLUB 24 HOURS A DAY!
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Why, just for that I'm making a character skin in Half-Life 2 of you, just so I can shoot you!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. So computer geeks are now satan worshipers too? Wow, I never knew...
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Oh those evil philosophers....
I challenge anyone to find a teenager who isn't depressed at some point in their teenage years
-Complains of boredom.
What? So unless you're constantly occupied with things to do, you're a goth and therefore worship satan? I guess we should fill every free moment in our lives with bible reading... cause that's entertaining and all.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Sleeping in is a sign of the devil! Not sleeping enough is a sign of the devil! Only through Jesus will we sleep just enough.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
An unusual amount probably being "any" privacy at all.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
Or they don't like you and like quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Because adults are soooo much fun. Hey mom, wanna hang out at Jeremy's house tonight? :P
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
YOU MUST WATCH THE 700 CLUB 24 HOURS A DAY!
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Why, just for that I'm making a character skin in Half-Life 2 of you, just so I can shoot you!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
So computer geeks are now satan worshipers too? Wow, I never knew...
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Oh those evil philosophers....
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