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This is my nifty icon. I call it " RUSTY WILL GET YOU" hes going to kill you and stuff. so yeah. im really bored. ive had like 6 cups of black coffee and im ready to go. I would like to say thank you to MLK for like umm.....Giving me a day off. I used it to stasy up till 5 am. i got woke up and 8. WOOHOQAAAHHHAAA!! which means now im INSANE. 20-20-20-24 hours to gooooo i wanna be sedated.... I LOVE me some RAMONES yeah. So today is grannys birthday. shes chillin at the hospital. that really bites. Id hate to spend my birthday at swedish. For those of you who havent stayed in ahospital, they dont just let you sleep. They come in at like.. 2 in the morning trying to shove stuff WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG! interpret that as you may. ahahah.
I went up there yesterday and was telling her about when i was in 7th grade (kelsey you probably remember me calling you) I was so dehydrated i had to go to the hospital. I had the stomach flu. ANYWAY. they had me hooked up to a potasium chloride IV ( liquid bananas they pump through your vein... its really cold when it goes into you) and they kept comming in making me do all sorts of strange shit. I woke up to some guy poking my stomach. The next time i woke up (2 am ish) the guy was like, "Ms. Smith, we need to take you temperature" I was pissed off at him for waking me up, so i looked at him and said " you tell the doctor to take his thermometer and his IV and SHOVE IT" he was scared. hahahaha DAMN I KILL ME. thats the last time he came in...
Yeah.. so im really sort of bored like. im so bored im sharing stories. I wish i still had THE LIST OF STUPID THINGS I HAVE DONE. by me, of course. I have much to add to it in 2 years.... WAIT i have it. its in the scrapbook for ninack! Just when you all thought i was sane...
And without further delay
- Crashed into a telephone poll
- Light pants on fire and stared at them
- Let cousin put hose in mouth and turn it all the way on
- called grandma after seeing hemeroid commercial when little and said " HEMEROIDS ARE HOT"
- trimmed hair off dogs butt and told mom i gave it a haircut
- fell through a hole in a dock
- Cried when cutting chicken
- carried on 1/2 hour convo with an egg
- walked into moms room started to say something, noticed she was talking to the dog and said oh sorry and left
- told Mr Whitmer to hump a cantelope
- walked into a poll and a door
- Yelled at fish to get away when swimming
- tried to communicate with an oyster
- Made a necklace out of potato bugs and grass for mothers day
- told sergeon he coulnt operate on me till he meditated, then tried to sing " if your happy and you know it" while he did stitches on my lip.
- pull eyelashes out in sleep
- playing tennis and ran into a parked car
- rolled over nina making care noises in my sleep
- had a dream i was setting a drink on a coffee table and woke up with my fist hittin ninas face
- Dressed up like a guy and went into a chinese restruant and asked for a to go menu
- Smuggled fried chicken for my dad in my purse
- Found a peice of foam on the beach and went foam surfing
- recorded the song the president uses when entering some where, called nina and told her it was her american duty to bathe
- taking pictures of a tv movie
- pretended a stuffed bear was a serial killer and scared myself.
- making faces in mirror with lights off and scared myself
- Went crabbing and grabbed a baby crab out of the ring and made it dance with hand motions to YMCA