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Title: Here,Pussy Pussy
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Word Count: 1200 words
Rating: PG13
Warning: boy!pussy
When Baekhyun finally, after 2 cans of Coke and a bowl of spicy tomyam noodles, tells Wufan that what he has underneath those sleep shorts of his is a vagina, and not a dick, he expects his boyfriend of three months to run screaming towards the nearest asylum. Or perhaps be so disgusted that he’ll throw himself against the wall to knock himself out, or for Wufan to say that it’s over because it’d be weird to date a male with a vagina.Yes. He, Byun Baekhyun, has a vagina. Was born with it in fact, but that’s really not the point. The point is that he has finally mustered up the courage and got some non-existent balls to finally tell his boyfriend.
Wufan looks oddly calm. Scarily calm, actually. What Baekhyun doesn’t expect is for the other male to sit himself down on the edge of Baekhyun’s bed (he hopes Wufan doesn’t discover the vibrator that he hid under the covers), gazing straight into Baekhyun’s eyes.
‘’Show me.’’
‘’Did you just ask me to show you my pussy-‘’
‘’Well, you don’t exactly have a dick to show.’’
‘’Fuck you, Wu Yifan.’’
‘’Unfortunately, you can’t because you’re missing the most vital part that’s required for that. And I’m not exactly sure if plastic strap-ons will feel as good.’’
Baekhyun silences his boyfriend with a glare (Wufan is probably immune to it by now). He had been so well-prepared for his boyfriend to react negatively that he’s slightly thrown off balance by Wufan’s composure. Then again, perhaps he shouldn’t be surprised considering that his boyfriend is best friends with Zitao. When Baekhyun had blubbered, while drunk on beers and lack of sleep, to him about how he had a vagina and then proceeded to show him, Huang Zitao had wasted no time in sinking to his knees, looking up at Baekhyun with dark eyes.
‘’Can I-‘’ Zitao had been drunk and probably too turned on to form a coherent sentence in Korean, but Baekhyun knew what he wanted.
That evening, Zitao ate him out until Baekhyun was a mess of jelly knees, his mouth slick and warm as he licks and sucks, Baekhyun’s fingers fisted in his dirty blond hair. They fooled around a few more times until Zitao had met Kim Jongin and decided that he preferred dicks.
Baekhyun figures that Zitao’s reaction to him revealing his secret was a good one. There was that one time he had tried to tell Chanyeol, and Chanyeol had thought that Baekhyun meant that he had a ‘cat’.
‘’Chanyeol, have you ever thought about about how it’d be weird if a boy has a pussy?’’
‘’No. What’s weird about about a boy having a cat?’’
Well.At least he had tried.
x.x
When Zitao had introduced Wufan to Baekhyun during one of their weekly dinner meet-ups, Baekhyun could have sworn that he had a non-existent boner. Because fuck, did he have gloriously long fingers. And large hands too. It was probably indecent to be ogling Zitao’s best friend so openly over his bowl of curry noodles at a first meeting. Countless of times, Baekhyun imagines what it’ll be like to have those long calloused fingers buried deep in him, slick with his pussy juice and-
‘’Show me.’’ Wufan repeats, firmly this time.
Baekhyun fiddles with the strings of his loose black sleep shorts, hooking his fingers around the waistband and shyly pushing it down until they’re around his thighs. He burns with embarrassment (he hadn’t had any time to prepare himself mentally for this!) as Wufan’s eyes flicks downwards, tugging Baekhyun forward by the hem of his black wifebeater.
‘’Why are you not freaked out?’’
The older male quirks an eyebrow. ‘’Do you want me to be freaked out?’’
Baekhyun shakes his head, already feeling moist between his legs as his boyfriend drinks in the sight of him in a pair of cotton blue panties. Oh, how he loves wearing them. He figures now that Wufan is aware of his secret, he can indulge himself in buying prettier ones.
‘’So, Zitao wasn’t kidding when he told me.’’
‘’That little shit.’’ Baekhyun hisses, whatever embarrassment he had left taken over by irritation.
‘’He tells me you’re a squirter too. That you got it all over his face while he was on his knees fucking you with his fingers.’’ Wufan’s fingers are now pressed against Baekhyun’s pussy, the cotton panties the only barrier between them. ‘’Said that you’re all shaved. Smooth.’’ He continues, tugging the petite male down onto his lap. ‘’Which is really fucking hot.’’
Baekhyun is unconsciously rubbing himself against his boyfriend’s right thigh, fingers curled around the crisp fabric of Wufan’s white shirt. He presses closer when the male snakes a strong arm around his waist, eyes transfixed on where Baekhyun’s rubbing himself off, leaving a damp stain on his pants.
It’s weird, and a little rushed, considering the fact that Baekhyun had just told Wufan that what he has is a vagina. And now, now they’re doing this. But he’s more than turned on after 3 months of using his fingers and toys to get himself off. He wants Wufan in him, but Baekhyun decides that can wait. He just wants to take the edge off first. Wufan pinches and tugs at Baekhyun’s right nipple through his wifebeater, slightly chapped lips trailing kisses up the column of his milky neck, his other hand cupping Baekhyun’s mound through his sticky and damp panties.
Baekhyun pushes down desperately against Wufan’s palm, soft frustrated mewls leaving his parted lips as he chases after his pleasure, slender fingers locked behind Wufan’s nape. It feels like he’s 15 all over again when his first boyfriend, Kim Jongdae, back in his hometown had done the exact thing to him.
It’s rushed and not as satisfying as it could be, but they’ll have more time to play later. Baekhyun creams his panties, twitching from his orgasm as he slumps against his boyfriend. Wufan’s cock is hard in his jeans, and a tingle runs down his spine at the thought of it inside him.
‘’Time to clean you up.’’ And Baekhyun finds himself flat on his back in one swift move, Wufan in between his legs as he presses his nose against the damp material of Baekhyun’s panties.
‘’I’m curious about something though.’’ Wufan drags the panties down the male’s thighs, tossing it aside. ‘’Do you, you know...go through what girls experience every month?’’
Baekhyun leans up on his elbows, flashing his boyfriend an incredulous look.
‘’Do you really want to talk about whether I get my period every month when you can be doing something else?’’
‘’No. Not really.’’ Wufan mutters as he kisses his way up Baekhyun’s thigh.
‘’Wait. One more thing.’’
‘’Urgh, for fuck’s sake. If you don’t get on with it, I am going to flip us over and sit on your face and you’re going to get on with it, you got me?
Wufan keeps silent for a few seconds, slightly dazed by the mental image of it. Baekhyun thinks that Wufan is finally going to stop asking dumb questions, but the silence doesn’t last for long.
‘’Considering that you have a vagina and all, does that mean you can get pregnant?’’
A/N: The haze here in Singapore has finally got to me poor excuse really Written sloppily in 45 minutes after lurking for far too long in the exo/baekhyun tag and seeing tao dry humping his members.gimme some lovin~
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Word Count: 1200 words
Rating: PG13
Warning: boy!pussy
When Baekhyun finally, after 2 cans of Coke and a bowl of spicy tomyam noodles, tells Wufan that what he has underneath those sleep shorts of his is a vagina, and not a dick, he expects his boyfriend of three months to run screaming towards the nearest asylum. Or perhaps be so disgusted that he’ll throw himself against the wall to knock himself out, or for Wufan to say that it’s over because it’d be weird to date a male with a vagina.Yes. He, Byun Baekhyun, has a vagina. Was born with it in fact, but that’s really not the point. The point is that he has finally mustered up the courage and got some non-existent balls to finally tell his boyfriend.
Wufan looks oddly calm. Scarily calm, actually. What Baekhyun doesn’t expect is for the other male to sit himself down on the edge of Baekhyun’s bed (he hopes Wufan doesn’t discover the vibrator that he hid under the covers), gazing straight into Baekhyun’s eyes.
‘’Show me.’’
‘’Did you just ask me to show you my pussy-‘’
‘’Well, you don’t exactly have a dick to show.’’
‘’Fuck you, Wu Yifan.’’
‘’Unfortunately, you can’t because you’re missing the most vital part that’s required for that. And I’m not exactly sure if plastic strap-ons will feel as good.’’
Baekhyun silences his boyfriend with a glare (Wufan is probably immune to it by now). He had been so well-prepared for his boyfriend to react negatively that he’s slightly thrown off balance by Wufan’s composure. Then again, perhaps he shouldn’t be surprised considering that his boyfriend is best friends with Zitao. When Baekhyun had blubbered, while drunk on beers and lack of sleep, to him about how he had a vagina and then proceeded to show him, Huang Zitao had wasted no time in sinking to his knees, looking up at Baekhyun with dark eyes.
‘’Can I-‘’ Zitao had been drunk and probably too turned on to form a coherent sentence in Korean, but Baekhyun knew what he wanted.
That evening, Zitao ate him out until Baekhyun was a mess of jelly knees, his mouth slick and warm as he licks and sucks, Baekhyun’s fingers fisted in his dirty blond hair. They fooled around a few more times until Zitao had met Kim Jongin and decided that he preferred dicks.
Baekhyun figures that Zitao’s reaction to him revealing his secret was a good one. There was that one time he had tried to tell Chanyeol, and Chanyeol had thought that Baekhyun meant that he had a ‘cat’.
‘’Chanyeol, have you ever thought about about how it’d be weird if a boy has a pussy?’’
‘’No. What’s weird about about a boy having a cat?’’
Well.At least he had tried.
x.x
When Zitao had introduced Wufan to Baekhyun during one of their weekly dinner meet-ups, Baekhyun could have sworn that he had a non-existent boner. Because fuck, did he have gloriously long fingers. And large hands too. It was probably indecent to be ogling Zitao’s best friend so openly over his bowl of curry noodles at a first meeting. Countless of times, Baekhyun imagines what it’ll be like to have those long calloused fingers buried deep in him, slick with his pussy juice and-
‘’Show me.’’ Wufan repeats, firmly this time.
Baekhyun fiddles with the strings of his loose black sleep shorts, hooking his fingers around the waistband and shyly pushing it down until they’re around his thighs. He burns with embarrassment (he hadn’t had any time to prepare himself mentally for this!) as Wufan’s eyes flicks downwards, tugging Baekhyun forward by the hem of his black wifebeater.
‘’Why are you not freaked out?’’
The older male quirks an eyebrow. ‘’Do you want me to be freaked out?’’
Baekhyun shakes his head, already feeling moist between his legs as his boyfriend drinks in the sight of him in a pair of cotton blue panties. Oh, how he loves wearing them. He figures now that Wufan is aware of his secret, he can indulge himself in buying prettier ones.
‘’So, Zitao wasn’t kidding when he told me.’’
‘’That little shit.’’ Baekhyun hisses, whatever embarrassment he had left taken over by irritation.
‘’He tells me you’re a squirter too. That you got it all over his face while he was on his knees fucking you with his fingers.’’ Wufan’s fingers are now pressed against Baekhyun’s pussy, the cotton panties the only barrier between them. ‘’Said that you’re all shaved. Smooth.’’ He continues, tugging the petite male down onto his lap. ‘’Which is really fucking hot.’’
Baekhyun is unconsciously rubbing himself against his boyfriend’s right thigh, fingers curled around the crisp fabric of Wufan’s white shirt. He presses closer when the male snakes a strong arm around his waist, eyes transfixed on where Baekhyun’s rubbing himself off, leaving a damp stain on his pants.
It’s weird, and a little rushed, considering the fact that Baekhyun had just told Wufan that what he has is a vagina. And now, now they’re doing this. But he’s more than turned on after 3 months of using his fingers and toys to get himself off. He wants Wufan in him, but Baekhyun decides that can wait. He just wants to take the edge off first. Wufan pinches and tugs at Baekhyun’s right nipple through his wifebeater, slightly chapped lips trailing kisses up the column of his milky neck, his other hand cupping Baekhyun’s mound through his sticky and damp panties.
Baekhyun pushes down desperately against Wufan’s palm, soft frustrated mewls leaving his parted lips as he chases after his pleasure, slender fingers locked behind Wufan’s nape. It feels like he’s 15 all over again when his first boyfriend, Kim Jongdae, back in his hometown had done the exact thing to him.
It’s rushed and not as satisfying as it could be, but they’ll have more time to play later. Baekhyun creams his panties, twitching from his orgasm as he slumps against his boyfriend. Wufan’s cock is hard in his jeans, and a tingle runs down his spine at the thought of it inside him.
‘’Time to clean you up.’’ And Baekhyun finds himself flat on his back in one swift move, Wufan in between his legs as he presses his nose against the damp material of Baekhyun’s panties.
‘’I’m curious about something though.’’ Wufan drags the panties down the male’s thighs, tossing it aside. ‘’Do you, you know...go through what girls experience every month?’’
Baekhyun leans up on his elbows, flashing his boyfriend an incredulous look.
‘’Do you really want to talk about whether I get my period every month when you can be doing something else?’’
‘’No. Not really.’’ Wufan mutters as he kisses his way up Baekhyun’s thigh.
‘’Wait. One more thing.’’
‘’Urgh, for fuck’s sake. If you don’t get on with it, I am going to flip us over and sit on your face and you’re going to get on with it, you got me?
Wufan keeps silent for a few seconds, slightly dazed by the mental image of it. Baekhyun thinks that Wufan is finally going to stop asking dumb questions, but the silence doesn’t last for long.
‘’Considering that you have a vagina and all, does that mean you can get pregnant?’’
A/N: The haze here in Singapore has finally got to me poor excuse really Written sloppily in 45 minutes after lurking for far too long in the exo/baekhyun tag and seeing tao dry humping his members.gimme some lovin~