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Title: Janitors
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating:PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.
Summary: In which EXO are janitors,Kris is not himself when Baekhyun is around and EXO are sort of useless janitors.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
Baekhyun takes a look at the roster, trying to make out the almost unintelligible writing (it was clearly Chanyeol’s chicken scrawl handwriting) and is relieved to find that he’s not on toilet duty for the day. Toilets were the worst - urinals stained with pee, soggy tissues on the sinks and don’t even get him started on the stench. Shouldn't students be educated enough to urinate properly?
Not being on toilet duty is enough to put him in a splendid mood, and Baekhyun whistles as he makes his way to the changing room. Baekhyun changes into his uniform - blue overalls that were a size too big, because they had run out of his size and his in-charge was too much of a lazy ass to place an order for him. He then ventures out into the common room, where all of them gather in the morning before splitting up to their respective places as stated in the roster.
Baekhyun is ambushed by Sehun the moment he steps inside. ‘’Before you ask me, my answer is no. N-O, no.’’ He spells out, much to the younger male’s horror.
‘’But I don’t want to be on toilet duty! It’s gross and do you know what I found in the toilet that day-‘’
Baekhyun holds up a hand. ‘’Stop right there. I just had a cheese sandwich and I’d like to keep it in my stomach, thank you very much.’’
Sehun grumbles something under his breath and slinks off, probably to trick someone else into swapping duties with him.
Like any other day, Kyungsoo is meticulously tidying up the common room - arranging the magazines, fluffing the cushions, wiping at the greasy surfaces and hissing at Chanyeol who’s dropping biscuit crumbs all over the carpet (which he had just vacuumed). Luhan and Xiumin are lounging around the ‘information counter’ - it’s actually just two desks joined together, with a phone hooked up. In the case where, let’s say, a student pukes in the music room and instead of looking for a janitor to clean it up, they can just call and the in-charge will send somewhere over.
‘’Cookie?’’ Chanyeol offers through a mouthful of oatmeal cookies, spilling more crumbs.
Kyungsoo’s nostrils flare. Tao jabs at Chanyeol’s back with a broom. Suho attempts to wrestle the iron grip that Kyungsoo has on the dustpan before the male decides to whack Chanyeol on the head with it.
The door swings open with an annoying shriek, and their in-charge, Kris, steps in. Kris. Janitor In-Charge. Kris who lurks in dark corners to catch unsuspecting students who litter. The lazy-in-charge who’s too lazy to put in a new order for Baekhyun’s uniform. Ridiculously attractive Kris (according to Baekhyun).
‘’Kris, can I not be on toilet duty today? Seriously, the state of the toilets are enough to scar me for life. For eternity. Surely you wouldn’t want that to happen to a pure, innocent boy like me.’’
‘’It’s not that bad.’’ Jongdae pipes up from where he’s flipping through the latest magazine copy of ‘Must-Have Janitor Equipments 2012’.
Only Jongdae would describe unflushed shit in toilet bowls, soggy tissues, clogged urinals and wet floors as ‘not bad’.
‘’Sehun, you’re on toilet duty today and that’s final.’’ When Kris says it’s final, there really are no room for arguments.
Unless you want to clean all the toilets.
‘’Chanyeol, clear the crumbs from the carpet before Kyungsoo hits you with the broom. Luhan, what is that ridiculous thing on your head?’’ Luhan grudgingly tugs off the ‘’HI, I’M LUHAN YOUR FRIENDLY SCHOOL JANITOR’’ cap off his head. ‘’And Jongdae, I think Yixing fell asleep in the broom closet. Again.’’ Jongdae flips the magazine shut and hurries off in search of his best friend. ‘’And Baekhyun-‘’
‘’Yes?’’
Kris stares at him, Baekhyun stares back, confused, and the older male seems to have lost his ability to speak.
‘’Uhh, Kris?’’
‘’Your uniform looks ridiculous on you.’’
Baekhyun crosses his arms and narrows his eyes. ‘’And whose fault is it that I look ‘ridiculous’?!’’ He pokes Kris on the chest with a finger, huffing. ‘’If you weren’t so lazy-‘’
Kris cups a hand over Baekhyun’s mouth, effectively silencing him. Baekhyun blinks at the older male and Kris’s hand smells like sanitizer and-
‘’Shh. You’re always yelling at me. It ruins your cute image.’’ And with that, Kris pulls his palm away and stalks off.
Baekhyun continues standing there. Almost everyone was clearing out of the common room, except for Chanyeol who was sweeping away bits of crumbs (with Kyungsoo breathing down his neck).
It ruins your cute image. And Baekhyun feels silly smiling to himself because yes, while Kris is annoying, he’s also-
‘’What.are.you.doing?’’ Baekhyun asks when Chanyeol starts sweeping at his feet.
‘’Just clearing away the rubbish.’’
‘’Park Chanyeol, are you implying that I’m- GET BACK HERE!’’ Baekhyun yells as he runs after the taller janitor, brandishing a mop at the male.
x.x
[Five hours later]
Baekhyun flops tiredly onto the couch in the common room, stretching out his legs and flexing his aching feet. His fingers were cramped from when he had insistently scrubbed at a few carpets stained with vomit, and irresponsible students who like sneaking food and accidentally spilling them in the library.
‘’Here.’’ A gruff voice startles him, handing him a tube of hand cream and a bottle of iced lychee-kiwi tea.
‘’Kris, you’re so obvious. Playing favorites.I see~’’ Luhan pipes up from where he’s still lounging at the ‘information counter’, and attempting to braid Xiumin’s hair. Luhan grins knowingly at their in-charge, wriggling his eyebrows.
‘’Shut up. And didn’t I tell you to take off that ridiculous cap?’’
x.x
Kris thinks that Baekhyun shouldn’t be a janitor. Because when he had first been introduced to the younger male and shook hands with him, he had found that Baekhyun’s hands were really soft. It would be such a waste to have those soft, unmarred hands turn calloused from scrubbing and coming into contact with cleaning chemicals.
Okay, so maybe Luhan was right about him playing favourites. But it’s Baekhyun-
And Baekhyun is smiling at him, thanking him for the cream and the drink and did he say that Baekhyun was smiling? Because Kris likes Baekhyun’s smiles. It’s natural and warm and pretty, unlike Kris’s own awkward ones and-
Because of Byun Baekhyun’s smile, Kris walks into into the buckets that had been stacked up together.
x.x
Baekhyun didn’t think that he’d witness such a scene.
Kris was standing on a closed toilet bowl in the male toilet, clutching a mop and yelling at him to ‘kill the damn cockroach!’. And the cockroach that was scuttling around? It wasn’t even that big. Kris was usually the one doing the terrorizing, so witnessing such a scene was really, really amusing.
‘’Baekhyun, stop laughing because if you don’t, I will-‘’
‘’Remind me again who’s the one standing on the toilet bowl.’’
‘’JUST KILL IT.’’
‘’You know what, since you’re being so mean, maybe I should leave you alone with this frightening cockroach.’’
‘’Don’t you dare. Wait, where are you going?! BAEKHYUN!’’
x.x
Kris refuses to speak to him the next day.
x.x
Kris starts talking to him again once he sees the items that Baekhyun has left him on his desk - a small (‘insect killer’) spray can and homemade breakfast.
x.x
Yixing still falls asleep in the broom closet, Jongdae continues fawning over his newly-bought equipments, Chanyeol drops crumbs all over the place, Kyungsoo still wants to hit Chanyeol on the head with a dustpan, Luhan disregards Kris’s obvious dislike for his ridiculous customized cap, Xiumin still lets Luhan attempt to braid his hair, Sehun still tries his best to get out of toilet duty, Jongin is forever annoying, Tao is in his own world and Suho attempts to maintain peace and...
Kris.
Kris is just simply and hopelessly stupid and silly when it comes to Byun Baekhyun.
x.x
Kris finds Baekhyun rummaging through the rubbish near the back of the school field on one of his rounds. His eyes lights up when he spots the older male, and he clambers out of the mounds of rubbish bag - dry leaves sticking to his hair and other unidentifiable objects, and Kris thinks that wow, he must be really smitten with Baekhyun. Because despite the fact that the younger male reeks, Kris still has to squash down the temptation to kiss him.
‘’I dropped my watch.’’ Baekhyun is obviously distressed. ‘’It’s a gift from my parents and I’m certain I dropped it here-‘’
Kris rolls up the sleeves of his uniform and kicks his shoes off, joining the younger male amidst the rubbish. He’s amazed at himself really. If it was anyone else, he wouldn’t even bother.
After half an hour of navigating through rubbish bags and feeling like they'll never able feel clean ever again, Baekhyun finds his watch stuck between two rubbish bags, and he’s laughing in relief as he clasps the watch around his wrist.
‘’What the hell are you two doing?’’ Sehun yells from the third floor, looking down at them. ‘’Why in the world are the both of you frolicking around in rubbish?!’’
‘’Awwwww, isn’t this romantic?’’ Luhan coos from above, joining the youngest at the window. ‘’Really Kris, of all places that you could have picked-‘’
‘’FUCK OFF.’’ Kris yells, flashing them the middle finger.
Baekhyun laughs and plops down on one of the rubbish bags. ‘’You know what. I don’t even care that I stink and that I’m lying down on a rubbish bag, because I am exhausted. And I never want to move. So maybe we can get someone to tow us away-‘’
It’s déjà vu all over again when Kris cups his right palm over Baekhyun’s mouth.
‘’You either talk too much or yell too much.’’ With his other hand, he pulls out a pair of tickets from the pocket of his overalls. ‘’Want to go watch a movie this Friday?’’ Kris blurts out all of a sudden, and the moment those words leave his mouth, he wishes the rubbish would just swallow him whole because, they were in the middle of the fucking rubbish pile.
Baekhyun peels Kris’s fingers off his mouth. ‘’Wow, you are really romantic. Here I am, with leaves stuck in my hair and bits of whatever, and I think that’s a chicken bone stuck in your hair and I stink and I’m kind of flattered that you’re asking me out, despite the fact that we’re surrounded by rubbish-‘’
This time, Kris shuts Baekhyun up with a kiss. The male’s lips are slightly chapped, and Kris marvels at the feel of Baekhyun’s soft fingers curled around his arm. It’s not how he had imagined it to be, because really, there’s nothing romantic about kissing in such a place-
Kris is very much aware where there are, but kissing Baekhyun takes priority.
x.x
‘’Baekhyun, I was kidding when I said you were rubbish.’’ Chanyeol scrunches his nose and flicks away a dead bug that was resting on the older male’s shoulder.
Kyungsoo looks as if he might hyperventilate at the sight of Baekhyun and Kris dirtying the common room. He’s breathing much too loudly to be normal, and Suho fans him with a magazine. Jongin flicks water at him.
Kris is still on Cloud Nine and he’s got a stupid, sappy smile on face.
He trips over a mop on his way out.
x.x
Chanyeol checks the roster the next day, and is horrified to find that he’s on toilet duty for a whole month.
A/N: I DON'T EVEN KNOW.Not really satisfied with the ending but.......I had fun writing this! :D Concrit~? or else kyungsoo will chase after you with a broom and breathe down your neck
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating:PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.
Summary: In which EXO are janitors,Kris is not himself when Baekhyun is around and EXO are sort of useless janitors.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
Baekhyun takes a look at the roster, trying to make out the almost unintelligible writing (it was clearly Chanyeol’s chicken scrawl handwriting) and is relieved to find that he’s not on toilet duty for the day. Toilets were the worst - urinals stained with pee, soggy tissues on the sinks and don’t even get him started on the stench. Shouldn't students be educated enough to urinate properly?
Not being on toilet duty is enough to put him in a splendid mood, and Baekhyun whistles as he makes his way to the changing room. Baekhyun changes into his uniform - blue overalls that were a size too big, because they had run out of his size and his in-charge was too much of a lazy ass to place an order for him. He then ventures out into the common room, where all of them gather in the morning before splitting up to their respective places as stated in the roster.
Baekhyun is ambushed by Sehun the moment he steps inside. ‘’Before you ask me, my answer is no. N-O, no.’’ He spells out, much to the younger male’s horror.
‘’But I don’t want to be on toilet duty! It’s gross and do you know what I found in the toilet that day-‘’
Baekhyun holds up a hand. ‘’Stop right there. I just had a cheese sandwich and I’d like to keep it in my stomach, thank you very much.’’
Sehun grumbles something under his breath and slinks off, probably to trick someone else into swapping duties with him.
Like any other day, Kyungsoo is meticulously tidying up the common room - arranging the magazines, fluffing the cushions, wiping at the greasy surfaces and hissing at Chanyeol who’s dropping biscuit crumbs all over the carpet (which he had just vacuumed). Luhan and Xiumin are lounging around the ‘information counter’ - it’s actually just two desks joined together, with a phone hooked up. In the case where, let’s say, a student pukes in the music room and instead of looking for a janitor to clean it up, they can just call and the in-charge will send somewhere over.
‘’Cookie?’’ Chanyeol offers through a mouthful of oatmeal cookies, spilling more crumbs.
Kyungsoo’s nostrils flare. Tao jabs at Chanyeol’s back with a broom. Suho attempts to wrestle the iron grip that Kyungsoo has on the dustpan before the male decides to whack Chanyeol on the head with it.
The door swings open with an annoying shriek, and their in-charge, Kris, steps in. Kris. Janitor In-Charge. Kris who lurks in dark corners to catch unsuspecting students who litter. The lazy-in-charge who’s too lazy to put in a new order for Baekhyun’s uniform. Ridiculously attractive Kris (according to Baekhyun).
‘’Kris, can I not be on toilet duty today? Seriously, the state of the toilets are enough to scar me for life. For eternity. Surely you wouldn’t want that to happen to a pure, innocent boy like me.’’
‘’It’s not that bad.’’ Jongdae pipes up from where he’s flipping through the latest magazine copy of ‘Must-Have Janitor Equipments 2012’.
Only Jongdae would describe unflushed shit in toilet bowls, soggy tissues, clogged urinals and wet floors as ‘not bad’.
‘’Sehun, you’re on toilet duty today and that’s final.’’ When Kris says it’s final, there really are no room for arguments.
Unless you want to clean all the toilets.
‘’Chanyeol, clear the crumbs from the carpet before Kyungsoo hits you with the broom. Luhan, what is that ridiculous thing on your head?’’ Luhan grudgingly tugs off the ‘’HI, I’M LUHAN YOUR FRIENDLY SCHOOL JANITOR’’ cap off his head. ‘’And Jongdae, I think Yixing fell asleep in the broom closet. Again.’’ Jongdae flips the magazine shut and hurries off in search of his best friend. ‘’And Baekhyun-‘’
‘’Yes?’’
Kris stares at him, Baekhyun stares back, confused, and the older male seems to have lost his ability to speak.
‘’Uhh, Kris?’’
‘’Your uniform looks ridiculous on you.’’
Baekhyun crosses his arms and narrows his eyes. ‘’And whose fault is it that I look ‘ridiculous’?!’’ He pokes Kris on the chest with a finger, huffing. ‘’If you weren’t so lazy-‘’
Kris cups a hand over Baekhyun’s mouth, effectively silencing him. Baekhyun blinks at the older male and Kris’s hand smells like sanitizer and-
‘’Shh. You’re always yelling at me. It ruins your cute image.’’ And with that, Kris pulls his palm away and stalks off.
Baekhyun continues standing there. Almost everyone was clearing out of the common room, except for Chanyeol who was sweeping away bits of crumbs (with Kyungsoo breathing down his neck).
It ruins your cute image. And Baekhyun feels silly smiling to himself because yes, while Kris is annoying, he’s also-
‘’What.are.you.doing?’’ Baekhyun asks when Chanyeol starts sweeping at his feet.
‘’Just clearing away the rubbish.’’
‘’Park Chanyeol, are you implying that I’m- GET BACK HERE!’’ Baekhyun yells as he runs after the taller janitor, brandishing a mop at the male.
x.x
[Five hours later]
Baekhyun flops tiredly onto the couch in the common room, stretching out his legs and flexing his aching feet. His fingers were cramped from when he had insistently scrubbed at a few carpets stained with vomit, and irresponsible students who like sneaking food and accidentally spilling them in the library.
‘’Here.’’ A gruff voice startles him, handing him a tube of hand cream and a bottle of iced lychee-kiwi tea.
‘’Kris, you’re so obvious. Playing favorites.I see~’’ Luhan pipes up from where he’s still lounging at the ‘information counter’, and attempting to braid Xiumin’s hair. Luhan grins knowingly at their in-charge, wriggling his eyebrows.
‘’Shut up. And didn’t I tell you to take off that ridiculous cap?’’
x.x
Kris thinks that Baekhyun shouldn’t be a janitor. Because when he had first been introduced to the younger male and shook hands with him, he had found that Baekhyun’s hands were really soft. It would be such a waste to have those soft, unmarred hands turn calloused from scrubbing and coming into contact with cleaning chemicals.
Okay, so maybe Luhan was right about him playing favourites. But it’s Baekhyun-
And Baekhyun is smiling at him, thanking him for the cream and the drink and did he say that Baekhyun was smiling? Because Kris likes Baekhyun’s smiles. It’s natural and warm and pretty, unlike Kris’s own awkward ones and-
Because of Byun Baekhyun’s smile, Kris walks into into the buckets that had been stacked up together.
x.x
Baekhyun didn’t think that he’d witness such a scene.
Kris was standing on a closed toilet bowl in the male toilet, clutching a mop and yelling at him to ‘kill the damn cockroach!’. And the cockroach that was scuttling around? It wasn’t even that big. Kris was usually the one doing the terrorizing, so witnessing such a scene was really, really amusing.
‘’Baekhyun, stop laughing because if you don’t, I will-‘’
‘’Remind me again who’s the one standing on the toilet bowl.’’
‘’JUST KILL IT.’’
‘’You know what, since you’re being so mean, maybe I should leave you alone with this frightening cockroach.’’
‘’Don’t you dare. Wait, where are you going?! BAEKHYUN!’’
x.x
Kris refuses to speak to him the next day.
x.x
Kris starts talking to him again once he sees the items that Baekhyun has left him on his desk - a small (‘insect killer’) spray can and homemade breakfast.
x.x
Yixing still falls asleep in the broom closet, Jongdae continues fawning over his newly-bought equipments, Chanyeol drops crumbs all over the place, Kyungsoo still wants to hit Chanyeol on the head with a dustpan, Luhan disregards Kris’s obvious dislike for his ridiculous customized cap, Xiumin still lets Luhan attempt to braid his hair, Sehun still tries his best to get out of toilet duty, Jongin is forever annoying, Tao is in his own world and Suho attempts to maintain peace and...
Kris.
Kris is just simply and hopelessly stupid and silly when it comes to Byun Baekhyun.
x.x
Kris finds Baekhyun rummaging through the rubbish near the back of the school field on one of his rounds. His eyes lights up when he spots the older male, and he clambers out of the mounds of rubbish bag - dry leaves sticking to his hair and other unidentifiable objects, and Kris thinks that wow, he must be really smitten with Baekhyun. Because despite the fact that the younger male reeks, Kris still has to squash down the temptation to kiss him.
‘’I dropped my watch.’’ Baekhyun is obviously distressed. ‘’It’s a gift from my parents and I’m certain I dropped it here-‘’
Kris rolls up the sleeves of his uniform and kicks his shoes off, joining the younger male amidst the rubbish. He’s amazed at himself really. If it was anyone else, he wouldn’t even bother.
After half an hour of navigating through rubbish bags and feeling like they'll never able feel clean ever again, Baekhyun finds his watch stuck between two rubbish bags, and he’s laughing in relief as he clasps the watch around his wrist.
‘’What the hell are you two doing?’’ Sehun yells from the third floor, looking down at them. ‘’Why in the world are the both of you frolicking around in rubbish?!’’
‘’Awwwww, isn’t this romantic?’’ Luhan coos from above, joining the youngest at the window. ‘’Really Kris, of all places that you could have picked-‘’
‘’FUCK OFF.’’ Kris yells, flashing them the middle finger.
Baekhyun laughs and plops down on one of the rubbish bags. ‘’You know what. I don’t even care that I stink and that I’m lying down on a rubbish bag, because I am exhausted. And I never want to move. So maybe we can get someone to tow us away-‘’
It’s déjà vu all over again when Kris cups his right palm over Baekhyun’s mouth.
‘’You either talk too much or yell too much.’’ With his other hand, he pulls out a pair of tickets from the pocket of his overalls. ‘’Want to go watch a movie this Friday?’’ Kris blurts out all of a sudden, and the moment those words leave his mouth, he wishes the rubbish would just swallow him whole because, they were in the middle of the fucking rubbish pile.
Baekhyun peels Kris’s fingers off his mouth. ‘’Wow, you are really romantic. Here I am, with leaves stuck in my hair and bits of whatever, and I think that’s a chicken bone stuck in your hair and I stink and I’m kind of flattered that you’re asking me out, despite the fact that we’re surrounded by rubbish-‘’
This time, Kris shuts Baekhyun up with a kiss. The male’s lips are slightly chapped, and Kris marvels at the feel of Baekhyun’s soft fingers curled around his arm. It’s not how he had imagined it to be, because really, there’s nothing romantic about kissing in such a place-
Kris is very much aware where there are, but kissing Baekhyun takes priority.
x.x
‘’Baekhyun, I was kidding when I said you were rubbish.’’ Chanyeol scrunches his nose and flicks away a dead bug that was resting on the older male’s shoulder.
Kyungsoo looks as if he might hyperventilate at the sight of Baekhyun and Kris dirtying the common room. He’s breathing much too loudly to be normal, and Suho fans him with a magazine. Jongin flicks water at him.
Kris is still on Cloud Nine and he’s got a stupid, sappy smile on face.
He trips over a mop on his way out.
x.x
Chanyeol checks the roster the next day, and is horrified to find that he’s on toilet duty for a whole month.
A/N: I DON'T EVEN KNOW.Not really satisfied with the ending but.......I had fun writing this! :D Concrit~? or else kyungsoo will chase after you with a broom and breathe down your neck