A newsflash

Jun 09, 2005 00:44

Heyyyyyyyy everybody, I have some breaking news.

I am an asshole.

It doesn't matter what I do, but because I'm blatant and purposefully honest and as unmanipulative as I can, I am an asshole.

It's as simple as that!

Or wait, that's not why I'm an asshole.

I'm an asshole because I have bad taste in women.

How fucking silly of me to mix those up.
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