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okay so i hope this week goes fast because i am anticipating thanksgiving NOW!! omg school seems like it is going kind of fast. i means we are 1/3 of the way done. did you know that they freeze grades for seniors the last 6 weeks of school. that is soooo cool. okay this is only a short entry. oh yah congrats on lisa and pant for getting new cars. oh yah and some people should update more, they are: Nicole varnado, nicole pant, and josh and leighanne. aight i have to go and do stat homework. omg my hamlet book is missing like a whole converstation....like they just left it out. so now i have to go talk to my teacher because we just took a quiz and like 2 of the questions i did not remember seeing. figures. okay i have to go now. wait....my ID sucks. wut the heck lady...why couldn't have you just told me to keep smiling. geez. i hate it. okay now i really have to go. i will now end with something interesting.
Texas Crazy Law
# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
# A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
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# It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
# When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
#It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
# It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
# Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
# It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
# Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Texas Crazy Law
# It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
# A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
# It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
# When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
# It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
# You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
# A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
# It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
#It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
# It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
# Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
# It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
# Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.