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Office hours [all day]

Apr 09, 2009 10:42

"Skywalker" really must mean "candy" in gremlin. Anakin had barely gotten his door open before one of the little bastards adorable creatures leaped at him and bit him on the knee ( Read more... )

deadpool, joan, office hours, tyler, ronon, gonna kill myself later oh yes, ethics class, jaina

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tyler_back April 9 2009, 17:31:23 UTC

Fred leaned into the doorway, still looking for more people to interrogate about the break-in. "Sir? Are you having some problems with that?" he asked, nodding to the stapler.

It always helped to be useful before you started interrogating.

sith_happened April 9 2009, 17:34:37 UTC

"Sir? Sir?" Jessica shrieked. "Do these," she pushed up her non-existent boobs, "look like something a dude would have?"

God. And people thought she was dumb.

tyler_back April 9 2009, 17:38:34 UTC

Yes. Yes, they did. There were some ugly women here.

Fred adjusted his neckerchief uncomfortably, blinking. "Gee, I'm so sorry, ma'am. I was just trying to gather some information on the break-in."

sith_happened April 9 2009, 17:41:52 UTC

"Break-in?" Jessica chewed on her perfectly lipglossed lower lip. "Was it photographers, maybe? They're always trying to get closer to me."

tyler_back April 9 2009, 17:44:49 UTC

"Maybe," Fred said, head bobbling in a nod even as he wondered why anyone would want to take pictures of this man who said he was a girl.

"Or maybe there's a crook who went undercover with the photographers to get in and get at the gold buried under the hotel, and his friend is trying to scare everybody off with all the creepy noises!"

This was not an especially convoluted scheme in Fred's head.

sith_happened April 9 2009, 17:51:07 UTC

Jessica stared at him blankly.

"...huh?"

tyler_back April 9 2009, 18:04:36 UTC

"Don't worry about it," Fred said, eyes still alight. He'd have to run out to the Mystery Machine and make sure Velma heard about this!

"What do you know about President Nixon?"

sith_happened April 9 2009, 18:09:06 UTC

"...he was in that movie this year that was up for an Oscar?" Jessica replied slowly.

tyler_back April 9 2009, 18:11:49 UTC

That series of statements made no sense to Fred, and he rubbed his forehead. "...What?"

sith_happened April 9 2009, 18:27:49 UTC

"I watched the show for the dresses," Jessica explained. "Baaad comb-over."

That...probably didn't help.

tyler_back April 9 2009, 18:38:44 UTC

Fred tilted his head a little before deciding this wasn't going to make any more sense. "Well, I'll stop bothering you," he decided. "Things to do, mysteries to solve ..."

sith_happened April 9 2009, 18:45:12 UTC

"Better shirt to buy..." Jessica added.

tyler_back April 9 2009, 18:46:43 UTC

"What's wrong with my shirt?" Fred had to ask.

It was a very stylish white shirt, blue collar, and orange neckerchief combination. All the detectives were wearing those!

sith_happened April 9 2009, 19:04:54 UTC

"It takes a brave man to attempt a neckerchief," Jessica said. "I'm...not sure you're that guy."

tyler_back April 9 2009, 19:19:38 UTC

"I like my neckerchief," Fred protested, pulling it out and readjuting it at an especially jaunty angle.

Tyler looked like a massive tool.

"Where did you find those shorts?"

sith_happened April 9 2009, 19:24:04 UTC

"There were made for me!" Jessica said. "I made them totally famous in a movie I was in."

Take that, neckerchief guy.

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