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Office hours [all day]

Jan 11, 2007 09:17

Vader's office was back to its normal state of barren neatness. Ikea boxes were stacked in corners, a new and heavier desk was in the center of the room and Vader had even sprung for a comfortable chair (black leather, naturally, with wheels) for himself ( Read more... )

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mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 17:26:21 UTC

Vader's office was much too plain. Thankfully for him, Wade was there to help him decorate it!

He cheerfully walked into the office, a poster in hand to give to Vader. "Hiya Darth!"

sith_happened January 11 2007, 17:31:21 UTC

"Lord Vader," Vader corrected. "Did you kill anyone in your class?"

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 17:35:42 UTC

"No, they were all surprisingly good," Wade said, slightly disappointed. "Even the Pride kid didn't do anything stab-worthy."

sith_happened January 11 2007, 17:39:00 UTC

"I gave one detention," Vader said, sounding satisfied. "And made another few tremble with fear." He glanced at the poster Deadpool was carrying. "Is that for me?"

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 17:45:57 UTC

That kinda cheered Wade up, he was in charge of detentions this weekend.

(Oh what fun I shall have with the children.)

He held the poster out to Vader. "Yup! You said that you didn't know who Farrah Fawcett was, so..." He push the it closer. "Here."

sith_happened January 11 2007, 18:03:48 UTC

Vader unrolled it. "Her hair is certainly...striking," he said.

Because it was the hair men looked at on Farrah Fawcett. Sure.

He looked around his office. "Which wall should she go on?"

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 18:15:35 UTC

Wade looked around, considering this. So many empty walls to choose from. "How about over here? Where everyone can admire her wonderful... hair," Wade suggested, pointing to the wall behind Vader's desk.

sith_happened January 11 2007, 18:19:02 UTC

Vader nodded, then reached his hand out. The poster hurtled towards the wall. Four thumbtacks from his top desk drawer skewered the poster firmly in place.

"This doesn't make my office...inviting, now, right?" Vader checked.

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 18:31:08 UTC

(Note to self: Make sure Vader isn't a time traveling savior or some sort.)

"No, no," Wade assured him. "Maybe if you put up those stupid kitten posters about 'Hanging in there' that would make this place more inviting. But this poster..." He pointed toward Farrah. "Just makes it kinda creepy."

sith_happened January 11 2007, 18:33:18 UTC

"I hate kittens," Vader said. He paused. "But I can work with creepy."

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 18:41:30 UTC

Wade began to wonder if he should bring in a Bea Arthur poster too, but thought that that would be too much beauty in one room if Vader wanted it to stay creepy.

Wade nodded. "Those posters are an abomination and deserve to be destroyed."

sith_happened January 11 2007, 18:54:14 UTC

"Agreed," Vader said. "Who do we kill about that?"

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 19:04:07 UTC

"If I knew that, he'd be dead already."

(Just like that 'That's a spicy Meatball!' guy.)

sith_happened January 11 2007, 19:12:54 UTC

Vader nodded slowly. "And those beings who dress their tiny dogs in outfits. Or put their cats in hats."

mouthy_merc January 11 2007, 19:18:06 UTC

"I thought I was the only one with homicidal longings toward them." Wade stared. "You're my new favorite person."

And if he wasn't so sure Vader would try and murder him, he'd give him a hug.

sith_happened January 11 2007, 19:31:50 UTC

"I'm thrilled," Vader said dryly.

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