Whoa get of these Ballz.

Feb 10, 2003 18:03

^ My best friend Ryan says that all the time. Good times. I've been watching alot of Jackass in the last couple of days. So far I've downloaded like 20 episodes. Yay. I totally stole this next thing from Ryno's and he stole it from Tim's so it's like an on going cycle.

1. Had sex? No wait yes.
2. Had oral sex? You know it.
3. Had anal sex? Nope
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Yeah
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? No
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Can't remember.
8. Written an erotic story? No. Writing sucks.
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? No.
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Dunno. I'm lame
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Probobaly not. I'm lame.
12. Had sex while totally dressed? Ummm kinda. If her/my parents were home yes.
13. Had sex while standing up? No.
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Dude thats sick.
15. Had sex during a "monthly visit"? Yeah. One time she didn't tell me and I fingered her. It was pretty sick.
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? No.
17. Used ice erotically? No.
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Ya right I'll burn my balls.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? Back in grade 8.
20. Used a sex toy? No.
21. Used a vibrator? On myself yes.
22. Used an inanimate object? No.
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? No.
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? No.
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? No.
26. Given sex in sympathy? Other way around.
27. Had sex with a virgin? Yes.
28. Ever cheated on someone? Nope.
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? like 10 months :\
30. Had sex with your landlord? No.
31. Had sex with a teacher? Nope.
32. Had sex with a boss? No.
33. Had sex with a relative? WNo.
35. Had sex with twins? Nope.
36. Had homosexual sex? Not yet ;)
37. Had sex with a pet? No.
38. Had sex with a farm animal? Can't say I have.
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? No.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No.
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? No.
45. Had a menage-a-trois? No.
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No.
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? Yeah right.
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No.
49. Had sex in a public place? Yes.
50. If so, where? Forest, Behind a school.
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? Yes.
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? No.
53. Had sex in a stationary car? No.
54. Had sex in a moving car? No.
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? No.
56. Had sex outdoors at night? No.
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No.
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No.
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? No.
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.) No.
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? No.
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No thats sick. I don't want some dude on the toilet watching me.
65. Had sex on public transportation? I got a hand job once
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? No sex. Other stuff yes.
67. Had sex in the water? Does shower count?
68. Had sex in an elevator? No
69. Had sex in a cemetery? Eeew no. Since I'd be rockin it so hard I'd make the dead come alive.
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? I don't drink.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? What am I gay?
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yeah.
75. Seen a live stripper? No.
76. Seen a live sex show? No.
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? No.
78. Showered with a partner? Yes.
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genital,mooned)? Along time ago when me and my friend (who's in rehab) used to play stupid pranks on people.
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? No.
81. Stripped for someone? No.
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? Yes... NO!
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No.
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes. Me and my friend got caught cheating and got kicked out of the game.
86. Showered while someone watched? No.
87. Masturbated? Yes.
88. Masturbated while someone watched? No.
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? No.
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No.
92. Been walked in on while having sex? Yeah. But never got caught.
93. Walked in on someone having sex? No.
94. Had phone sex? No. I once had "E-sex" with my girlfriend.
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yeah but just for fun.
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? No.
97. Been photographed nude? No.
98. Been photographed having sex? No.
99. Been videotaped having sex? No.
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? No.
101. Role-played a sexual situation? No.
102. Taken part in transvestism? No.
103. Used a blindfold during sex? No what the fuck is the pint of that?
104. Used handcuffs during sex? No.
105. Inflicted pain during sex? No. That's mean.
106. Received pain during sex? No.
107. Used nipple clips? No.
108. Used sex dice? What the fuck are those.
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? No.
110. Received an electric shock during sex? No it would frizz my ball hair.
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit)? Fuckin sick.
112. Pierced your genitals or nipples? No.
113. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? No.
114. Do you do dead people? I actually had a girl lie limp once, and she called me a necrophilicac.
No.

Well I'm out for now biotch.
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