What Is Up You All?
I'm fuckin bored and it's like another hour until Tom Green comes on so I may as well update this. I bought a skateboard today cause I'm gonna start skating. Christ I havn't been on one in like 5 years. I'm still getting used to the fucker. I can't really practice riding it cause there is still fuckin snow on the ground... fuckin gay. But whatever. I stole this thing from Ashleys journal. She is wicked hot and wicked cool. Anyways leave some comments as I always enjoy reading them.
[ .001. ] first name: Chris
[ .002. ] middle name: Robert Clark
[ .003. ] last name: MacKay
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Sith
[ .005. ] gender: Male
[ .006. ] age: 17
[ .007. ] birthday: November 9th, 1985
[ .008. ] height: No fuckin clue
[ .009. ] hair color: Black
[ .010. ] eye color: Hazel
[ .011. ] race: White
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: no I'm not a nerd[ .013. ] do you have braces: I used to
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: Well I have dread locks just passed my ears.
[ .015. ] where were you born: Calgary
[ .016. ] current location: Calgary
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: scorpio
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: English even though I took french for 5 years all I know how to say is Can I Go To The Bathroom.
[ .019. ] nationality: Canadian?
[ .020. ] bad habits: snoring, talking in my sleep, biting my nails,
[ .021. ] piercings you have: 0
[ .022. ] piercings you want: my cock
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: none
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: I wouldn't mind Sith on my arm or something
[ .025. ] today's date: March 1st
[ .026. ] the time: 11:33
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: lets do this thang
. : Family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: Joan
[ .029. ] father's name: Robert
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: fuck that
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): Ry-Ry aka That Nigga Ryan
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): none
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: no doubt my aunt knobby. We just call her Knobby. All my other aunts hate me.
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: Probobaly Wayne my dads brother although I see him like once every 10 years.
[ .035. ] favorite grandparents: My Grandparents on my moms side both rule and so does my Grandpa from my dads side. My dads mom died when I was a bay though. Never got to meet her.
[ .036. ] worst relative: probobaly my cousin Cliff. I never liked him and up until recently he always liked me but I think he's finally caught on.
[ .037. ] best relative: all my grandparents, my aunt, my cousin Kyle, my cousin Katie.
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: most of the time
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you? Nope but its cool.
. : Pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: 2
[ .041. ] what are their names: snow and maggie
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: doggies
. : School : .
[ .043. ] are you still in school: Yes
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got: we don't have GPA here
[ .046. ] favorite grade: 9th or 8th when I had friends.
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 10/11/12
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: none... fuck school
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: all of them... fuck you
[ .050. ] favorite subject: probobaly Comm Tech
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Social
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I buy a slurpee from a store down the street from the school Thats my lunch.[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: yeah right... I hate that school
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: fuck anything to do with school
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: not a chance
[ .056. ] favorite dance: the macerana
[ .057. ] favorite memory: being with ashley or hangin with my nigga Ben.
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: the macerana
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: breaking up with ashley... ben not wanting to hang out anymore.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: probobaly when I had gay ass red and black braids :\
. : Favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: 22
[ .062. ] clothing brand: puma I guess...
[ .063. ] shoes: addidas, puma
[ .064. ] saying: Good times
[ .065. ] tv show: That 70's show, Simpsons, Jackass, Tom Green, so many fuckin more.
[ .066. ] sport: wrestling, skateboarding
[ .067. ] vegetable: is tomatoe a vegtable?
[ .068. ] fruit: strawberrys, grapes, watermelon
[ .069. ] movie: don't really have one
[ .070. ] magazine: Mad or Cracked
[ .071. ] actor: Me
[ .072. ] actress: Katherine
[ .073. ] candy: starburst, skittles
[ .074. ] gum: cheap kind
[ .075. ] scent: shit
[ .076. ] candy bar: mars, snickers, caramilk, wunderbar
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: sherbert
[ .078. ] color: green
[ .079. ] season: Spring
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas or Easter
[ .081. ] band: ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, CKY, KMK, Corporate Avenger, Humble Gods, Too Rude, Cypress Hill,
[ .082. ] singer: dunno
[ .083. ] group: same as bands... whatever fuck
[ .084. ] rapper: Snoop D O double G, P Dizzle for shizzler, Wu Wizzle.
[ .085. ] type of music: rap, some "rock" some "punk"
[ .086. ] thing in your room: my fuckin bed.
[ .087. ] place to be: probobaly on the computer, my bed or the couch.
[ .088. ] radio station: I don't really listen to the radio but Peak 107 wakes me up every morning.
[ .089. ] tv channel: Fox I guess
[ .090. ] junk food: Donuts?
[ .091. ] overall food: Spaasgetti
[ .092. ] store: music stores except Music World.. fuck them they fired me... computer stores
[ .093. ] shoe brand: puma, adidas
[ .094. ] fast food: wendys or mcdonalds
[ .095. ] restaurant: Red Lobster or Treasures Of China
[ .096. ] shape: circle
[ .097. ] time of day: Night
[ .098. ] country: Canada I guess
[ .099. ] state: State of mind? haha lame
[ .100. ] boys name: I don't give a fuck what a guys anme is... I'm not gay
[ .101. ] girls name: ashley
[ .102. ] mall: fuck the mall... but the only one I go to is Chinook
[ .103. ] video game: Smackdown 4, Tony hawks Pro Skater, Vice City
[ .104. ] shampoo: my hemp shampoo
[ .105. ] board game: trouble
[ .106. ] computer game: roller coaster tycoon even though I played it like once and that was at ashleys like 3 years ago
[ .107. ] car: I don't give a fuck... gimme a bus
[ .108. ] music video: none
[ .109. ] swear word: fuck
[ .110. ] word: gay
[ .111. ] month: April
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Butters
[ .113. ] scary movie: too many nigga
[ .114. ] team: The Flames... I dunno I don't watch sports
[ .115. ] possession: my Psy/SNR Shirts
. : What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: annoying
[ .117. ] dog: snow
[ .118. ] hot: and sour soup
[ .119. ] britney spears: hot
[ .120. ] nsync: gay
[ .121. ] real world: MTV
[ .122. ] orange: green
[ .123. ] choice: cock
[ .124. ] fuck: fuck
[ .125. ] bisexual: cocksucker
[ .126. ] black: dick with white cum
[ .127. ] icq: fuckin old and gay
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: I miss the old ICP
[ .129. ] linkin park: hurt
[ .130. ] jack: me the fuck off
[ .131. ] rainbow: rain
[ .132. ] cherry: poppin daddies
[ .133. ] cucumber: cock
[ .134. ] shark: Jaws
[ .135. ] lifehouse: water
[ .136. ] bat: batman
[ .137. ] leather: whip
[ .138. ] whip: leather
[ .139. ] america: iraq
[ .140. ] water: piss
[ .141. ] volcano: hot
. : This or that : .
[ .142. ] rock or rap: rap
[ .143. ] rock or pop: pop
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: rap
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: rap
[ .148. ] rap or metal: rap
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: pop
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: metal
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: limp bizkit
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Korn
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: I fuckin hate Jeniffer Lopez
[ .155. ] hot or cold: hot
[ .156. ] winter or summer: summer
[ .157. ] spring or fall: spring
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: britney
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: ICP
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: MM
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: kittie... I like 2 of thier songs
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: mtv
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: gilmore
[ .165. ] football or basketball: basketball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: fuck both of them
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: skateboarding[ .169. ] black or white: black
[ .170. ] orange or red: orange
[ .171. ] yellow or green: green fo sho
[ .172. ] purple or pink: purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: both fuckin gay
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: hot topic
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: I don't do either but weed
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pencil
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: neither
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: scoobster
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: I'm not 7
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: tattoos
[ .184. ] prep or punk: neither... average like me
[ .185. ] slut or whore: slut... they arn't as skanky as whores
. : Private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: no
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: no
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: yes
[ .190. ] how many people have you kissed: 1 person :(
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: Ashley
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: none
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: 1 but that makes me sound queer
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: hurt
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: no
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: nah I said no faggot
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: ya
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: if you want too lazy biotch
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: looks... cause I'm way too fuckin shy to even talk to a girl...
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: no
[ .202. ] are you still friends: no faggot
[ .203. ] so moving along...do you smoke: cock yes
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: nah
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: can't say I have
[ .206. ] how about a little x: I'm not a raver... - raves -
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: I'm not a junkie
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: beer gay
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I usually drink Dr. Pepper or Vanilla coke... whatev
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: I like Vanilla Ice
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Pop
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: cock brand
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: no
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: boo-urns... more then 2 years ago
: Would you ever : .
[ .215. ] bungee jump: god no
[ .216. ] sky dive: no
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: that shit is expensive
[ .218. ] scuba dive: ya
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: no... did you ever see that episode of Seinfield where Elaines boyfriend falls off the cliff? Step Off George just step off. That show is great.
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: I'd eat shit for like $200
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: I have no friends so what the fuck sure
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: ya... fuck him[ .223. ] cross-dress: I wore my porn star ex-cousins bra once... that shit was big... I was like 10
[ .224. ] lie to the police: oh fo sho
[ .225. ] run from the police: I used to be able too... now I'd die from exhaustion
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: ya... I don't like to though
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: yeah right... I almost throw up from being so nervous to even talk to a stranger
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: nah
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: fo sho
[ .230. ] streak: no
. : Your friends : .
[ .231. ] best friend: Ryan
[ .232. ] known longest: Matt... I've know that nigger since like grade 4... he's a cool cat
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Ben
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Ben
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: 2 :(
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: myself
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: I used to be able to do that with ashley
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': I tried to fuck Ryan once but he wasn't having it..
[ .239. ] craziest: :(
[ .240. ] loudest: :(
[ .241. ] shyest: :(
[ .242. ] best hair: Matt
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Ryan I guess... I laugh at his gayness
[ .244. ] best eyes: Hurt
[ .245. ] best body: I'm not gay faggot
[ .246. ] most athletic: dunno
[ .247. ] sex symbol: cock
[ .248. ] hot tempered: dunno
[ .249. ] most impatient: dunno
[ .250. ] shortest: hmm i dunno
[ .251. ] tallest: derek! lol
[ .252. ] talented: alot of them
[ .253. ] best singer: dunno
[ .254. ] skinniest: dunno
[ .255. ] nicest: dunno
[ .256. ] best personality: dunno
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Matt
. : Have you ever : .
[ .258. ] flashed someone: no
[ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt: no
[ .260. ] been to new york: Can't say I have
[ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: I've never been drunk or high...
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: no
[ .263. ] skateboarded: yes
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: no
[ .265. ] stolen anything?: you know it
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: no... what the fuck else am I gonna do faggot
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: just my brother
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: maybe... that shit is mean...
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: ya
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: ya... but I never drank... just chilled
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: never kissed... but fucked yes
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: with my family :\
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: no
[ .275. ] been to a concert: no... fuck the concerts here
[ .276. ] been to another country: the US... yay
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: oh fo sho
[ .278. ] got pulled over: I don't drive
[ .279. ] go in a car accident: no faggot
[ .280. ] broke a law: ya
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: no fuck them... I'll tell them to leave me the fuck alone and get a fuckin job... I don't work to pay for thier drinking habits..
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: no
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: oh fo sho
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: no
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: ? fo sho
. : Opinions : .
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: I like it
[ .288. ] about boy bands: I like O-Town and BSB and LFO
[ .289. ] about flag burning: I don't give a fuck
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: suck my balls
[ .293. ] about abortion: I don't give a fuck... that shit is free here...
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: I don't give a fuck
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: chillin, doin nothing
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: probobaly no one
. : What did you do : .
[ .297. ] last birthday: worked, went to Red Lobster with my aunt, my mom and my brother and played Tony Hawk 4
[ .298. ] yesterday: went to school came home and did nothing
[ .299. ] last weekend: nothing like every weekend
[ .300. ] christmas: I went to Hawaii this year
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: eat some food... chilled with my grandpa who was in town
[ .302. ] new year's eve: I was in Hawaii and ate at my gay cousins house... I went to bed at like 11:00
[ .303. ] halloween: I hate halloween... I watched the Friday The 13th Marathon on TNN.
[ .304. ] easter: went to West Edmonton Mall.
[ .305. ] valentine's day: stayed home
. : the last : .
[ .306. ] thing you ate: wendys
[ .307. ] thing you drank: dr. pepper
[ .308. ] thing you wore: my pnts and sweater when I went skating
[ .309. ] place you went: to the school across the street
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: cock
[ .311. ] person you saw: my brother
[ .312. ] person you hugged: my mom
[ .313. ] person you fucked: ashley 2 years ago
[ .314. ] person you talked to: brother
[ .315. ] song you heard: Zug Izland - Cry... I hate them but I kinda like that song
. : Now : .
[ .316. ] what are you eating: cock
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: dr pizzeper
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: shorts and my stained and ripped white shirt
[ .319. ] any shoes on: no
[ .320. ] hair: dreadlocked?
[ .321. ] listening to: my typing
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: myself
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: nah
. : Yes or no : .
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: no
[ .325. ] do you like cows: they scare me
[ .326. ] are you a bitch: no you are
[ .327. ] are you artistic: not a chance
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: only if I have to for like English class... that shit is so gay.
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: I used to be... I get dizzy after like a minite of running
[ .330. ] can you ski: no... I hate it
[ .331. ] are you british: no
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: If spears means fuck sure.
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: no
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: no
[ .335. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: oh fo sho
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': no... thats mean
[ .337. ] are you straight: not all the time
[ .338. ] are you ½ stupid, ¼ insane, and another ¼ physically handicapped: I'm half stupid
[ .339. ] are you fat: kinda
[ .340. ] are you skinny: kinda
[ .341. ] are you short: No
[ .342. ] are you tall: kinda
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: no
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: no
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: and monkeys might fly outta my butt... waynes world waynes world
[ .346. ] are you evil: no
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: ya
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: no you are
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: no
[ .350. ] am i annoying you: nah
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: yeah
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: ya... uranus... BOOOOOOOOOOOM
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: ya
[ .354. ] do you shop at hot topic: wqhen I was in Hawaii I went thier like twice but didn't buy anything
. : Random questions : .
[ .355. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: doggie
[ .356. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: ewww
[ .357. ] do you remember any of your dreams:yes :(
[ .358. ] do you dream in color or black and white: color
[ .359. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: no
[ .360. ] can people read you like a book: people don't care about me enough to try to
[ .361. ] what's your biggest fear: snakes
[ .362. ] do you talk a lot: no
[ .363. ] are you afraid of clowns: no
[ .364. ] do you like spiders: :( no
[ .365. ] how about grape kool-aid: sometimes
[ .366. ] can you drive: not a chance
[ .367. ] are you spoiled: no
[ .368. ] are you anti-social: yes
[ .369. ] do you see dumb people: everytime I look in the mirror
[ .370. ] do you see dead people: at the graveyeard... now you see whats goin on you're scarder then a motherfucker sittin with your ass alone...
[ .371. ] any last words: oh fo sho
[ .372. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do: check out PTizzle fo shizzle and watch Tom Grizzle.
[ .001. ] first name: Chris
[ .002. ] middle name: Robert Clark
[ .003. ] last name: MacKay
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Sith
[ .005. ] gender: Male
[ .006. ] age: 17
[ .007. ] birthday: November 9th, 1985
[ .008. ] height: No fuckin clue
[ .009. ] hair color: Black
[ .010. ] eye color: Hazel
[ .011. ] race: White
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: no I'm not a nerd[ .013. ] do you have braces: I used to
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: Well I have dread locks just passed my ears.
[ .015. ] where were you born: Calgary
[ .016. ] current location: Calgary
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: scorpio
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: English even though I took french for 5 years all I know how to say is Can I Go To The Bathroom.
[ .019. ] nationality: Canadian?
[ .020. ] bad habits: snoring, talking in my sleep, biting my nails,
[ .021. ] piercings you have: 0
[ .022. ] piercings you want: my cock
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: none
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: I wouldn't mind Sith on my arm or something
[ .025. ] today's date: March 1st
[ .026. ] the time: 11:33
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: lets do this thang
. : Family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: Joan
[ .029. ] father's name: Robert
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: fuck that
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): Ry-Ry aka That Nigga Ryan
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): none
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: no doubt my aunt knobby. We just call her Knobby. All my other aunts hate me.
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: Probobaly Wayne my dads brother although I see him like once every 10 years.
[ .035. ] favorite grandparents: My Grandparents on my moms side both rule and so does my Grandpa from my dads side. My dads mom died when I was a bay though. Never got to meet her.
[ .036. ] worst relative: probobaly my cousin Cliff. I never liked him and up until recently he always liked me but I think he's finally caught on.
[ .037. ] best relative: all my grandparents, my aunt, my cousin Kyle, my cousin Katie.
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: most of the time
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you? Nope but its cool.
. : Pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: 2
[ .041. ] what are their names: snow and maggie
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: doggies
. : School : .
[ .043. ] are you still in school: Yes
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got: we don't have GPA here
[ .046. ] favorite grade: 9th or 8th when I had friends.
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 10/11/12
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: none... fuck school
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: all of them... fuck you
[ .050. ] favorite subject: probobaly Comm Tech
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Social
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I buy a slurpee from a store down the street from the school Thats my lunch.[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: yeah right... I hate that school
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: fuck anything to do with school
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: not a chance
[ .056. ] favorite dance: the macerana
[ .057. ] favorite memory: being with ashley or hangin with my nigga Ben.
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: the macerana
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: breaking up with ashley... ben not wanting to hang out anymore.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: probobaly when I had gay ass red and black braids :\
. : Favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: 22
[ .062. ] clothing brand: puma I guess...
[ .063. ] shoes: addidas, puma
[ .064. ] saying: Good times
[ .065. ] tv show: That 70's show, Simpsons, Jackass, Tom Green, so many fuckin more.
[ .066. ] sport: wrestling, skateboarding
[ .067. ] vegetable: is tomatoe a vegtable?
[ .068. ] fruit: strawberrys, grapes, watermelon
[ .069. ] movie: don't really have one
[ .070. ] magazine: Mad or Cracked
[ .071. ] actor: Me
[ .072. ] actress: Katherine
[ .073. ] candy: starburst, skittles
[ .074. ] gum: cheap kind
[ .075. ] scent: shit
[ .076. ] candy bar: mars, snickers, caramilk, wunderbar
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: sherbert
[ .078. ] color: green
[ .079. ] season: Spring
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas or Easter
[ .081. ] band: ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, CKY, KMK, Corporate Avenger, Humble Gods, Too Rude, Cypress Hill,
[ .082. ] singer: dunno
[ .083. ] group: same as bands... whatever fuck
[ .084. ] rapper: Snoop D O double G, P Dizzle for shizzler, Wu Wizzle.
[ .085. ] type of music: rap, some "rock" some "punk"
[ .086. ] thing in your room: my fuckin bed.
[ .087. ] place to be: probobaly on the computer, my bed or the couch.
[ .088. ] radio station: I don't really listen to the radio but Peak 107 wakes me up every morning.
[ .089. ] tv channel: Fox I guess
[ .090. ] junk food: Donuts?
[ .091. ] overall food: Spaasgetti
[ .092. ] store: music stores except Music World.. fuck them they fired me... computer stores
[ .093. ] shoe brand: puma, adidas
[ .094. ] fast food: wendys or mcdonalds
[ .095. ] restaurant: Red Lobster or Treasures Of China
[ .096. ] shape: circle
[ .097. ] time of day: Night
[ .098. ] country: Canada I guess
[ .099. ] state: State of mind? haha lame
[ .100. ] boys name: I don't give a fuck what a guys anme is... I'm not gay
[ .101. ] girls name: ashley
[ .102. ] mall: fuck the mall... but the only one I go to is Chinook
[ .103. ] video game: Smackdown 4, Tony hawks Pro Skater, Vice City
[ .104. ] shampoo: my hemp shampoo
[ .105. ] board game: trouble
[ .106. ] computer game: roller coaster tycoon even though I played it like once and that was at ashleys like 3 years ago
[ .107. ] car: I don't give a fuck... gimme a bus
[ .108. ] music video: none
[ .109. ] swear word: fuck
[ .110. ] word: gay
[ .111. ] month: April
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Butters
[ .113. ] scary movie: too many nigga
[ .114. ] team: The Flames... I dunno I don't watch sports
[ .115. ] possession: my Psy/SNR Shirts
. : What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: annoying
[ .117. ] dog: snow
[ .118. ] hot: and sour soup
[ .119. ] britney spears: hot
[ .120. ] nsync: gay
[ .121. ] real world: MTV
[ .122. ] orange: green
[ .123. ] choice: cock
[ .124. ] fuck: fuck
[ .125. ] bisexual: cocksucker
[ .126. ] black: dick with white cum
[ .127. ] icq: fuckin old and gay
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: I miss the old ICP
[ .129. ] linkin park: hurt
[ .130. ] jack: me the fuck off
[ .131. ] rainbow: rain
[ .132. ] cherry: poppin daddies
[ .133. ] cucumber: cock
[ .134. ] shark: Jaws
[ .135. ] lifehouse: water
[ .136. ] bat: batman
[ .137. ] leather: whip
[ .138. ] whip: leather
[ .139. ] america: iraq
[ .140. ] water: piss
[ .141. ] volcano: hot
. : This or that : .
[ .142. ] rock or rap: rap
[ .143. ] rock or pop: pop
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: rap
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: rap
[ .148. ] rap or metal: rap
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: pop
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: metal
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: limp bizkit
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Korn
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: I fuckin hate Jeniffer Lopez
[ .155. ] hot or cold: hot
[ .156. ] winter or summer: summer
[ .157. ] spring or fall: spring
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: britney
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: ICP
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: MM
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: kittie... I like 2 of thier songs
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: mtv
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: gilmore
[ .165. ] football or basketball: basketball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: fuck both of them
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: skateboarding[ .169. ] black or white: black
[ .170. ] orange or red: orange
[ .171. ] yellow or green: green fo sho
[ .172. ] purple or pink: purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: both fuckin gay
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: hot topic
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: I don't do either but weed
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pencil
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: neither
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: scoobster
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: I'm not 7
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: tattoos
[ .184. ] prep or punk: neither... average like me
[ .185. ] slut or whore: slut... they arn't as skanky as whores
. : Private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: no
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: no
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: yes
[ .190. ] how many people have you kissed: 1 person :(
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: Ashley
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: none
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: 1 but that makes me sound queer
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: hurt
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: no
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: nah I said no faggot
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: ya
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: if you want too lazy biotch
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: looks... cause I'm way too fuckin shy to even talk to a girl...
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: no
[ .202. ] are you still friends: no faggot
[ .203. ] so moving along...do you smoke: cock yes
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: nah
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: can't say I have
[ .206. ] how about a little x: I'm not a raver... - raves -
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: I'm not a junkie
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: beer gay
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I usually drink Dr. Pepper or Vanilla coke... whatev
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: I like Vanilla Ice
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Pop
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: cock brand
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: no
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: boo-urns... more then 2 years ago
: Would you ever : .
[ .215. ] bungee jump: god no
[ .216. ] sky dive: no
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: that shit is expensive
[ .218. ] scuba dive: ya
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: no... did you ever see that episode of Seinfield where Elaines boyfriend falls off the cliff? Step Off George just step off. That show is great.
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: I'd eat shit for like $200
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: I have no friends so what the fuck sure
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: ya... fuck him[ .223. ] cross-dress: I wore my porn star ex-cousins bra once... that shit was big... I was like 10
[ .224. ] lie to the police: oh fo sho
[ .225. ] run from the police: I used to be able too... now I'd die from exhaustion
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: ya... I don't like to though
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: yeah right... I almost throw up from being so nervous to even talk to a stranger
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: nah
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: fo sho
[ .230. ] streak: no
. : Your friends : .
[ .231. ] best friend: Ryan
[ .232. ] known longest: Matt... I've know that nigger since like grade 4... he's a cool cat
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Ben
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Ben
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: 2 :(
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: myself
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: I used to be able to do that with ashley
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': I tried to fuck Ryan once but he wasn't having it..
[ .239. ] craziest: :(
[ .240. ] loudest: :(
[ .241. ] shyest: :(
[ .242. ] best hair: Matt
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Ryan I guess... I laugh at his gayness
[ .244. ] best eyes: Hurt
[ .245. ] best body: I'm not gay faggot
[ .246. ] most athletic: dunno
[ .247. ] sex symbol: cock
[ .248. ] hot tempered: dunno
[ .249. ] most impatient: dunno
[ .250. ] shortest: hmm i dunno
[ .251. ] tallest: derek! lol
[ .252. ] talented: alot of them
[ .253. ] best singer: dunno
[ .254. ] skinniest: dunno
[ .255. ] nicest: dunno
[ .256. ] best personality: dunno
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Matt
. : Have you ever : .
[ .258. ] flashed someone: no
[ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt: no
[ .260. ] been to new york: Can't say I have
[ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: I've never been drunk or high...
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: no
[ .263. ] skateboarded: yes
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: no
[ .265. ] stolen anything?: you know it
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: no... what the fuck else am I gonna do faggot
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: just my brother
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: maybe... that shit is mean...
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: ya
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: ya... but I never drank... just chilled
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: never kissed... but fucked yes
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: with my family :\
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: no
[ .275. ] been to a concert: no... fuck the concerts here
[ .276. ] been to another country: the US... yay
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: oh fo sho
[ .278. ] got pulled over: I don't drive
[ .279. ] go in a car accident: no faggot
[ .280. ] broke a law: ya
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: no fuck them... I'll tell them to leave me the fuck alone and get a fuckin job... I don't work to pay for thier drinking habits..
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: no
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: oh fo sho
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: no
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: ? fo sho
. : Opinions : .
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: I like it
[ .288. ] about boy bands: I like O-Town and BSB and LFO
[ .289. ] about flag burning: I don't give a fuck
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: suck my balls
[ .293. ] about abortion: I don't give a fuck... that shit is free here...
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: I don't give a fuck
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: chillin, doin nothing
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: probobaly no one
. : What did you do : .
[ .297. ] last birthday: worked, went to Red Lobster with my aunt, my mom and my brother and played Tony Hawk 4
[ .298. ] yesterday: went to school came home and did nothing
[ .299. ] last weekend: nothing like every weekend
[ .300. ] christmas: I went to Hawaii this year
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: eat some food... chilled with my grandpa who was in town
[ .302. ] new year's eve: I was in Hawaii and ate at my gay cousins house... I went to bed at like 11:00
[ .303. ] halloween: I hate halloween... I watched the Friday The 13th Marathon on TNN.
[ .304. ] easter: went to West Edmonton Mall.
[ .305. ] valentine's day: stayed home
. : the last : .
[ .306. ] thing you ate: wendys
[ .307. ] thing you drank: dr. pepper
[ .308. ] thing you wore: my pnts and sweater when I went skating
[ .309. ] place you went: to the school across the street
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: cock
[ .311. ] person you saw: my brother
[ .312. ] person you hugged: my mom
[ .313. ] person you fucked: ashley 2 years ago
[ .314. ] person you talked to: brother
[ .315. ] song you heard: Zug Izland - Cry... I hate them but I kinda like that song
. : Now : .
[ .316. ] what are you eating: cock
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: dr pizzeper
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: shorts and my stained and ripped white shirt
[ .319. ] any shoes on: no
[ .320. ] hair: dreadlocked?
[ .321. ] listening to: my typing
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: myself
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: nah
. : Yes or no : .
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: no
[ .325. ] do you like cows: they scare me
[ .326. ] are you a bitch: no you are
[ .327. ] are you artistic: not a chance
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: only if I have to for like English class... that shit is so gay.
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: I used to be... I get dizzy after like a minite of running
[ .330. ] can you ski: no... I hate it
[ .331. ] are you british: no
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: If spears means fuck sure.
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: no
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: no
[ .335. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: oh fo sho
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': no... thats mean
[ .337. ] are you straight: not all the time
[ .338. ] are you ½ stupid, ¼ insane, and another ¼ physically handicapped: I'm half stupid
[ .339. ] are you fat: kinda
[ .340. ] are you skinny: kinda
[ .341. ] are you short: No
[ .342. ] are you tall: kinda
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: no
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: no
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: and monkeys might fly outta my butt... waynes world waynes world
[ .346. ] are you evil: no
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: ya
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: no you are
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: no
[ .350. ] am i annoying you: nah
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: yeah
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: ya... uranus... BOOOOOOOOOOOM
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: ya
[ .354. ] do you shop at hot topic: wqhen I was in Hawaii I went thier like twice but didn't buy anything
. : Random questions : .
[ .355. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: doggie
[ .356. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: ewww
[ .357. ] do you remember any of your dreams:yes :(
[ .358. ] do you dream in color or black and white: color
[ .359. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: no
[ .360. ] can people read you like a book: people don't care about me enough to try to
[ .361. ] what's your biggest fear: snakes
[ .362. ] do you talk a lot: no
[ .363. ] are you afraid of clowns: no
[ .364. ] do you like spiders: :( no
[ .365. ] how about grape kool-aid: sometimes
[ .366. ] can you drive: not a chance
[ .367. ] are you spoiled: no
[ .368. ] are you anti-social: yes
[ .369. ] do you see dumb people: everytime I look in the mirror
[ .370. ] do you see dead people: at the graveyeard... now you see whats goin on you're scarder then a motherfucker sittin with your ass alone...
[ .371. ] any last words: oh fo sho
[ .372. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do: check out PTizzle fo shizzle and watch Tom Grizzle.