Christmas thing.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I bought porn for croakvegas (10 points). In March I bought porn for slayheim (-10 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I donated bone marrow to bzzinglikeneon in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (322 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
skelli-banelli
Don't buy slayheim porn. It's bad!