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Well, if I was in doubt before, I certainly know it's summer now, for not only am I permenantly either: having a sneezing fit, about to have a sneezing fit, or recovering from a sneezing fit (a bit like recovering from an orgasm, only less blissful, don't you think?), but I have begun to itch.
*scratch scratch*
Why is this..?
Mosquitoes.... They luuuuuurve me, oh yes, they luurve luurve luurve me. To the mosquito's palate, I am the ultimate tasty dish, the creme de la creme, the haute cuisine, the cordon bleu, and several other French phrases I don't know.
*scratch scratch*
There is one thing about these bites that I find rather curious, and the following bit of information may not fall into some of your 'need to know' columns, however..
All of the bites, are located in my pubic hair.
......
HOW?.... WHY?.... HOW?????
I was practically naked last night, there was acres of bare skin for them to feast on, why then, did they choose my least accessible nether-regions, where men, let alone small insects, are reluctant to go...??
And now I itch, and there's no way of scratching down there without people getting offended.
Plans for global mosquito culling program are in progress.
*scratch scratch*
*scratch scratch*
Why is this..?
Mosquitoes.... They luuuuuurve me, oh yes, they luurve luurve luurve me. To the mosquito's palate, I am the ultimate tasty dish, the creme de la creme, the haute cuisine, the cordon bleu, and several other French phrases I don't know.
*scratch scratch*
There is one thing about these bites that I find rather curious, and the following bit of information may not fall into some of your 'need to know' columns, however..
All of the bites, are located in my pubic hair.
......
HOW?.... WHY?.... HOW?????
I was practically naked last night, there was acres of bare skin for them to feast on, why then, did they choose my least accessible nether-regions, where men, let alone small insects, are reluctant to go...??
And now I itch, and there's no way of scratching down there without people getting offended.
Plans for global mosquito culling program are in progress.
*scratch scratch*