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So I went into rehearsal today and Jefferson totally gave me an advanced copy of Gregory Maguire's sequel to Wicked. It's called Son of a Witch, and it's all about Liir. It doesn't technically come in until October.

Jeff. Rules.

And I now present... random conversations with Tabloid.

Fea Uf Este [10:20 PM]: I want to write a book over the summer, but I don't think I have enough time
TweetyBird3413 [10:20 PM]: You could try
Fea Uf Este [10:20 PM]: So I'll have to borrow liberally from another book
TweetyBird3413 [10:20 PM]: Borrowing is cool
Fea Uf Este [10:20 PM]: I've decided to call it "Parry Hotter and the Chamber of Secret"
Fea Uf Este [10:20 PM]: It stars Parry, and his friends Harriet and Rob
TweetyBird3413 [10:21 PM]: *snerk*
Fea Uf Este [10:21 PM]: everyone else has the same name, because as long as the three main characters names are different, no one will notice!
TweetyBird3413 [10:21 PM]: GENIUS
Fea Uf Este [10:21 PM]: But the Chamber has only one secret, so we'll have to get rid of the snake
Fea Uf Este [10:22 PM]: But that's okay, because when the book gets made into a movie, we probably won't have the budget for that
TweetyBird3413 [10:22 PM]: I hated that snake anyway
TweetyBird3413 [10:22 PM]: So what's the singular secret?
Fea Uf Este [10:23 PM]: Sirius Black, alive and in a hot tob with two witches
Fea Uf Este [10:23 PM]: the scoundrel

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