You know, I can't tell if this is a good secret or a bad one. Either way, I think it's fucking incredible that Funkie and
queenitsy wrote a piece of fanfiction that's kept people talking years after it was completed. I mean, the NJL doesn't even really exist any more, but people still remember EYDW. And this is, like, the third secret we've seen in the past two months or so about it.
And I do love this story. My God, I do.
"Look, look, I'm Spazzy McGee!" Still my favorite line.