A Memory

[sisyphusiren]

In middle school, or early high school, sex ed, this kid whose name was Sergio asked the teacher, who was really a gym teacher: "Did you ever have a hot pee?" And he clarified by saying: "You know, a hot pee." I believe the teacher told him he probably had an STD or something.

I always assumed he meant "hot" as in "temperature."

But I just realised, what if he meant "hot" as in "sexually arousing."

It puts a whole new spin on things.