800 service, how may we screw you?......WHAT?!
oh jeez. shit! i'm here at my housish, ALONE! i should be doing homework, but nooo! i'm on this thing here. stephs not home yet and everyone else is at a party. i didn't feel like going cuz i was the most tiredest thing ever! i keep being all dizzy and stuff and i don't know why. i was reallly hyper today and some mistakened me to be be on crack which i'm NOT! or am i? i kid i kid. i get really hyper when i'm really shitty feeling. i keep feeling like i've done something wrong to someone. or that i'm not doing something right. thats the same isn't it? oh well. and i don't like those feelings. feeling slike i'm cut off from something and its all my fault. ohhh! i hate homework and i hate this ant up my ass trying to make an any utopia! i will scratch my crack to honor it. people keep calling but they're not people who want to talk to me, well i don't want to talk to them either!!!!!
me: hello?
800: hi! were calling to see if you would like to buy this very lovely toe jam remover!
me: no thanks.
800: really? its a good price and it cleans very....cleanly!
me: no really we're not interested.
800: but it also prevents AIDS and other STDS!
me: no mother fucker i don't want it!
800: well shit asshole! i'm just trying to do my fucking job and you fucking yell at me!
me: hello?
800: hi! were calling to see if you would like to buy this very lovely toe jam remover!
me: no thanks.
800: really? its a good price and it cleans very....cleanly!
me: no really we're not interested.
800: but it also prevents AIDS and other STDS!
me: no mother fucker i don't want it!
800: well shit asshole! i'm just trying to do my fucking job and you fucking yell at me!