[Accidental Audio]
... You know, you really need to start poking DATS R&D depart to start working on getting that cyborg body of yours to being your actual age.
[There's just a groan of a young girl. It's ridiculously early in the morning, and even combat cyborgs need to sleep.]
You're never going to get laid if you look like you're twelve forever! You're almost sixteen!
[Another groan, maybe including a mild curse towards it before the sound of a pillow rustling a bit.]
Come on, you know with the knockers you're going to get you're likely going to have to fight off all the guys or even some girls when its done. Aren't you lonely being by-yourself now?
[There's a sound of something moving, before a hiss of a lightsaber activating.]
I. Am. Trying. To. Sleep. You. Have. Been. Keeping. Me. Up. All. Night.
Fine. Fine. I'll go bother someone else. As long as you promise to go get your body fixed so you can get... OH GOD!
[Yeah, there's the sound of something starting to burn as the lightsaber starts cutting into mistletoe. Have fun pointing out to her that you heard the whole thing.]
[There's just a groan of a young girl. It's ridiculously early in the morning, and even combat cyborgs need to sleep.]
You're never going to get laid if you look like you're twelve forever! You're almost sixteen!
[Another groan, maybe including a mild curse towards it before the sound of a pillow rustling a bit.]
Come on, you know with the knockers you're going to get you're likely going to have to fight off all the guys or even some girls when its done. Aren't you lonely being by-yourself now?
[There's a sound of something moving, before a hiss of a lightsaber activating.]
I. Am. Trying. To. Sleep. You. Have. Been. Keeping. Me. Up. All. Night.
Fine. Fine. I'll go bother someone else. As long as you promise to go get your body fixed so you can get... OH GOD!
[Yeah, there's the sound of something starting to burn as the lightsaber starts cutting into mistletoe. Have fun pointing out to her that you heard the whole thing.]