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May 02, 2006 17:27

A - Available: For what, exactly? Umm, yes?
A - Age:26. OMGOLD.
A - Annoyance: Stupid people. Bad drivers. The Macon Water Authority.

B - Best Friend: My sister. Christy. Melissa.
B - Bar: My kitchen--it always has my favorite drinks!
B - Birthday: January 13.

C - Crush: Bradley Whitford. Love him so much omg.
C - Car: 2003 Pontiac Vibe. I want a new carrrrrrr! /whine
C - Cat: Yes, please. Sam, Abbey and Joy. My babies.

D - Dead Pet’s Name: My fish, Josh and Donna (all versions).
D - Dad’s name: Dave
D - Dog: Not for me--I doubt my girls would let me.

E - Easiest person to talk to: Marnai. She's so incredible.
E - Eggs: I can take 'em or leave 'em. But if I eat them? Scrambled or poached.
E - Email: briarita@gmail.com

F - Favorite color: Blue
F - Food: I don't know...something Italian or Chinese, I guess.
F - Foreign Slang: Does 'oy' count? Sydney?

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Eh. I can live without them.
G - God: Likes to laugh at me.
G - Good Time: With my friends.

H - Hair Color: Brown/auburn.
H - Height: 5'5" and a half.
H - Happy: Relatively. Right now.

I - Ice cream: Mmmm, yes please. Yay.
I - Instrument: A touch of piano. My vocal cords.
I - Idol: Kelly. Yay.

J - Jewelry: Silver. I don't like the way I look in gold.
J - Job: Right now? GEICO.
J - Joke: Tell me one?

K - Kids: I would love to have kids, yes.
K - Karate: ...I have nothing to say.
K - Kung fu: Again, nothing.

L - Longest Car Ride: The last 30 miles on I-75 before reaching Tifton. My God.
L - Longest Relationship: Hmph. Off and on? Years I've forgotten how to count.
L - Last thought: Hmm, I'm hungry.

M - Milk Flavor: Mocha. 1% milk, though.
M - Mother’s Name: Peggy.
M - Movie Last Watched: The American President. Yey Sorkin!

N - Number of Siblings: Two. One sister, one brother. (One soon-to-be-ex bitch of a sister-in-law who doesn't count.)
N - Northern or Southern: Southern.
N - Name: Bria.

O - ONE WISH: Just one? Hmmm...more wishes. *wink*
O - One Phobia: Heights. Eeeeeeek!
O - Otter Pop: Indeed.

P - Part of your appearance you like best: My eyes.
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married, though sometimes I wonder why.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: The snark. Yeah, I can bring it.

Q - Quick or Slow?: Team Slow, yay!
Q - Queen or Queer?: Quirky.
Q - Quiet or Loud?: Most people see me as loud, but I can be--and am often--quiet.

R - Reason to smile: Life. :)
R - Reality TV Shows: I'm not a big fan. In fact, I hate most of them, though I do admit I've been watching 'American Idol'.
R - Right or Left: Righty.

S - Song Last Heard: 'Desire' by Ryan Adams.
S - Season: Spring. Like, right now.
S - Sex: Sure, why not? I've got nothing better to do...

T - Time you woke up: Which time? First--437 AM. Last--1017 AM.
T- Time Now: 542 PM.
T - Time for bed: When I think I can sleep.

U - Unknown Fact about me: I enjoy appropriating golf carts.
U - Unicorns: Pretteh.
U - U are: Watching CNN, hungry and a little cranky.

V - Vegetable you hate: Brussel sprouts. Ick.
V - View on Politics: I need to be in charge.
V - Victoria's Secret: She's puking up her lunch.

W - Worst Habits: Procrastination. Insecurity.
W - Where are you going to travel next?: The beach! Whoo for vacation!
W - Weight: Like I would tell you. Jeez.

X - X-Rays: Lots. I have lots of pictures of my bones.
X - Xylophone: I remember having one when I was little and banging on it. A lot.
X - Xenon: Ah, chemistry.

Y - Year you were born: 1980.
Y - Year it is now: 2006.
Y - Yellow: Used to be my sister's favorite color.

Z - Zoo Animal: Zebras.
Z - Zoolander: Stupid, but funny.

God, I hate George Bush. HATE. The only reason I hope someone doesn't blow his ass away? I'm terrified of Dick Cheney.

I need an assistant. Preferably one who looks like Donna. Or Josh.

Also, I need a maid. Again, preferably one who looks like Donna or Josh.

Going to find food now.
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