Ain't got no brain
Today is insanity.
I've been on the phone for 2 hours straight. With about 50 different people. Every time I'm about to hang up from a conversation, someone starts calling me on the other line! I just started laughing because I felt like I was taking donations for the Children's Miracle Network. That makes me think of Dairy Queen...mmm...Blizzard.
Me on the phone:
My "team" at Church went out for Birthday lunch today. We had someone with a July birthday, so...Happy birthday, Randy! 8 of us went to this wing place (i.e. sports bar). I usually loathe places like that because I hate wings and I hate sports. However, this place is fun. They have an Asian wing sauce that I don't loathe, and they have TRIVIA! I don't play, but I love watching all the old folks on my team play. Alright, so they're not "old," but..."older" anyhow. I've never heard a group argue that much over the lyrics to "Bad Bad Leroy Brown." Entertaining. Also, this really nice lady named Darlene (who reminds me of my mom, except she has a bit more of a southern accent) talked about how she was flipping through the channels the other day and saw Hulk Hogan on the toilet. That made me laugh inside a whole lot. She's such a prim and proper southern belle...and to hear her horror at that obviously terrible site just tickled my funny bone.
I've decided that most people take their jobs WAAAAAY too seriously. I'm no class clown, but sheesh...
So I'm trying to update my immunizations so I can go to England. I went to a local clinic place that does that sort of thing, and they were out of the immunies that I need. However, the lady went above and beyond in niceness to help me. I thought "wow, what good service!" But then I realized the reason she was so nice to me was because she thought I was going into the ARMY... I told her I was "headed overseas"... Oh well. So I called the local health department that said nice lady advised me to call. Every time I actually get someone on the phone to talk to, they say "Hello?? HELLO?!? Is anybody there??" I keep screaming into the phone "YES, PLEASE HEAR ME...I NEED YOU TO SHOOT ME IN THE ARM SO I DON'T GET HEPATITIS A OR B," but still...they just eventually give up. My phone is not on mute. I've talked to others on the phone (as I previously mentioned...all day practically) so what is up with the Health Department of Duval County??? I just want to go to England, that's all.
I've been on the phone for 2 hours straight. With about 50 different people. Every time I'm about to hang up from a conversation, someone starts calling me on the other line! I just started laughing because I felt like I was taking donations for the Children's Miracle Network. That makes me think of Dairy Queen...mmm...Blizzard.
Me on the phone:
My "team" at Church went out for Birthday lunch today. We had someone with a July birthday, so...Happy birthday, Randy! 8 of us went to this wing place (i.e. sports bar). I usually loathe places like that because I hate wings and I hate sports. However, this place is fun. They have an Asian wing sauce that I don't loathe, and they have TRIVIA! I don't play, but I love watching all the old folks on my team play. Alright, so they're not "old," but..."older" anyhow. I've never heard a group argue that much over the lyrics to "Bad Bad Leroy Brown." Entertaining. Also, this really nice lady named Darlene (who reminds me of my mom, except she has a bit more of a southern accent) talked about how she was flipping through the channels the other day and saw Hulk Hogan on the toilet. That made me laugh inside a whole lot. She's such a prim and proper southern belle...and to hear her horror at that obviously terrible site just tickled my funny bone.
I've decided that most people take their jobs WAAAAAY too seriously. I'm no class clown, but sheesh...
So I'm trying to update my immunizations so I can go to England. I went to a local clinic place that does that sort of thing, and they were out of the immunies that I need. However, the lady went above and beyond in niceness to help me. I thought "wow, what good service!" But then I realized the reason she was so nice to me was because she thought I was going into the ARMY... I told her I was "headed overseas"... Oh well. So I called the local health department that said nice lady advised me to call. Every time I actually get someone on the phone to talk to, they say "Hello?? HELLO?!? Is anybody there??" I keep screaming into the phone "YES, PLEASE HEAR ME...I NEED YOU TO SHOOT ME IN THE ARM SO I DON'T GET HEPATITIS A OR B," but still...they just eventually give up. My phone is not on mute. I've talked to others on the phone (as I previously mentioned...all day practically) so what is up with the Health Department of Duval County??? I just want to go to England, that's all.