This is exactly what he'd send me...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, gymgeek sent to me...
Twelve pirates drumming
Eleven ninjas piping
Ten illuminatus a-leaping
Nine robots dancing
Eight zombies a-milking
Seven muscles a-weightlifting
Six rtems a-shaving
Five ba-a-a-anana splits
Four venture brothers
Three comic books
Two ripped abs
...and an autechre in a polyamory.