I forgot two more...
These may sound like complaints, but really I am just so grateful because I have suffered far worse in similar situations:
6.) I overdrew the right bank account by accident. Bay Fed not only paid out on the bounced check, but they ONLY charge $22 and manage to send a letter that doesn't make me want to die in shame. Hooray for fair bank business transactions!
7.) I am so SO happy that the ocular migraine that has been teasing me for a week now is only sending searing pain into my left eye. Since my right eye is dominant, this means that I am not out of commission and I can continue to work.
Woo!