gretel needs a break (003)

[sisterandkeeper]

Anyone want to catch a movie this weekend? Or do something? Anything? Anything not related to NYU and coursework?

If I have to spend another weekend writing papers and doing revisions, I might not be able to be held responsible for my actions afterwards.

Cass? BG? Bianca? Anyone?

Comments

[boredly]

Ah, and this is why school just isn't for me.

[sisterandkeeper]

Too much of a drain on your social life?

[boredly]

You have no idea. How am I supposed to make a name for myself if I'm always writing papers?

[sisterandkeeper]

How exactly do you plan to do that, anyway?

[boredly]

I can't tell you that. It's a very closely-guarded secret.

[sisterandkeeper]

How do you expect to make a name for yourself, then, if you won't tell anyone how you're going to do it?

How are we supposed to be able to say we knew you before you were famous?

[boredly]

If I'm not mistaken, I'd say it sounds like you don't have any faith in me. That hurts. It really, really does.

[sisterandkeeper]

Aww, you poor thing. Would you like me to kiss your wounded ego better for you?

[boredly]

I would.

[whynded]

[boredly]

I know how to balance! I'm the master of balance! Everything that I do screams "Wow, what a balanced man he is. Very impressive."

[sisterandkeeper]

Funny. I was just thinking that "Master of Bullshit" would suit you better. Guess I was wrong. Oh well.

[boredly]

Ha ha ha. You're very funny.

[sisterandkeeper]

Do I detect sarcasm?

[whynded]

[boredly]

Do you even have to ask?