†123; [accidental voice post]
[distant sound of water running]
Oh, yeeessss~ it feels so goooood to be touching something warm~ again-
Oh, stop gloating! I won't be getting any action as long you're on her!
So~ jea~lous~ just because I'm getting to touch that soft skin... and besides, you weren't getting nearly as much from her as you used to...
HEY! She went down with me sometimes! And even when I wasn't getting wet, there were always polishings. Careful, loving strokes down my length...
Do cherish those memories well, dear, since I'll be the only one getting polished around here for a while.
Jerk! It's pretty clear why you got "ass" right in your name!
[water cuts off, vague shuffling noises]
Oh hush. She's getting out of the shower. Don't want to startle her, hmmm~?
I don't know why she bothers with you. You're completely useless. You're not even perscription!
[approaching footsteps]
Ever thought she just likes~ me? ...perhaps even better than you~?
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF JUNK!
Oh my, your mistress truly has been rubbing off on you, hasn't she? Pity that's the all the rubbing you'll reciev--
...who..?
[footsteps stop]
SON OF A--
..what on Earth?!
[sound of something falling]
((OOC: Blue = glasses. Red = sword.))
Oh, yeeessss~ it feels so goooood to be touching something warm~ again-
Oh, stop gloating! I won't be getting any action as long you're on her!
So~ jea~lous~ just because I'm getting to touch that soft skin... and besides, you weren't getting nearly as much from her as you used to...
HEY! She went down with me sometimes! And even when I wasn't getting wet, there were always polishings. Careful, loving strokes down my length...
Do cherish those memories well, dear, since I'll be the only one getting polished around here for a while.
Jerk! It's pretty clear why you got "ass" right in your name!
[water cuts off, vague shuffling noises]
Oh hush. She's getting out of the shower. Don't want to startle her, hmmm~?
I don't know why she bothers with you. You're completely useless. You're not even perscription!
[approaching footsteps]
Ever thought she just likes~ me? ...perhaps even better than you~?
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF JUNK!
Oh my, your mistress truly has been rubbing off on you, hasn't she? Pity that's the all the rubbing you'll reciev--
...who..?
[footsteps stop]
SON OF A--
..what on Earth?!
[sound of something falling]
((OOC: Blue = glasses. Red = sword.))