Pairing memes!
Give me a character and I will give you my:
+ OTP for them.
+ Runner-up pairing.
+ Honorable mention(s).
+ Crack pairing(s). (Which, to quote eerian_sadow, I am interpreting as "non-standard pairing which sometimes turns humorous.")
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. (alternately: ship I like that everyone else seems to hate)
Alternatively, here's one stolen from laurus_nobilis (this one may take me longer to respond to):
Name a pairing for any fandom (that you know I'm familiar with) and I'll tl;dr about them in your direction.
If you don't specify continuity I'll pick whichever one pops into my head first.