i cant download more shit until i get my external hard drive fixed, i cant write full stories until i get microsoft word, and i cant apply for internships until i officialy join a newspaper next semester. i cant research my fellowship proposal until the books i ordered from half.com get here. so basically im not doing anything worthwhile. gimme
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now, she is brazilian. i know that her talent isn't enought, so here are some supplementary facts that will allow you overlook this (they worked on gabriel).
she was hands down the most ridiculous title-giver the game has ever seen. i read some of her short stories/journals from a collected called "THE DISCOVERY OF THE WORLD." Aside from that, she has books titled: The Passion Accordint to G.H. (G.H. standing for human race,) "A Lesson or A Book of Pleasures," "The Imitation of the Rose" "The Woman who Killed Fish," etc. etc.
even though she spoke like five languages she suffered from rhotacism and couldnt pronounce the letter r in any of them. people always considered a new immigrant/tourist because of this. if that didnt win enough points, consider this: technically she would've pronounced her own name "CLA-HEE-THEE."
She was really hot.
"the most captivating face since bette davis"
-gabriel galson
(he actually said that)
there are dozens more reasons why clahheethee wins. like how she brutally burned her hand because she fell asleep while smoking a cigar and rolled over on it. stuff like that. we'll talk more about her later. i actually want to translate her shit when im senior for comp lit.
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